(At the school gates, Rocastle and Phillips encounter Baines, Jenny and several Scarecrow soldiers)
Rocastle: So, Baines, and one of the cleaning staff. There's always a woman involved. Am I to gather that some practical joke has got out of hand?
Baines: Headmaster, sir. Good evening, sir. Come to give me a caning, sir? Would you like that, sir?
Rocastle: Keep a civil tongue, boy.
Phillips: Now, come on everyone. I suspect alcohol has played its part in this. Let's all just calm down. Who are these friends of yours, Baines, in fancy dress?
Baines: Do you like them, Mr. Phillips? I made them myself. I'm ever so good at science, sir.