The Doctor: Love what you've done with the Pyramids. How'd you arrange all this?
River: Hallucinogenic lipstick. Works wonders on President Kennedy. And Cleopatra was a real pushover.
The Doctor: I always thought so.
River: She mentioned you.
The Doctor: What'd she say?
River: "Put down that gun."
The Doctor: Did you?
Madame Kovarian: All that flirting. Do I have to watch this?