Dog The Bounty Hunter

(Duane Lee finally has his own vest) Dog: I've kept him a little bit out of the action. He's been the flower girl, then he was the driver. So now that he's got a vest on, I can throw him through the front door, tease him a little bit more!

(about Dog rejecting the new vest) Duane Lee: You know, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. It's his style, his way, his pony-feather-flopping things!

(about the fugitive) Beth: He beats up on people and he is violent. You know, you can't put your hands on other people like that unless you're ready to pay the price.

Dog: When you get in front of the judge, don't be a convict, be a politician.