Doogie's Journal Entry: February 7, 1990... Tank Seranski vs. Kid Howser. Tank gave me a black eye, a bloody nose and broke my hand. It was no contest. I killed him.
Doogie: What's your name?
Tank Seranski: You don't read the sports section? Terry Seranski. First team, all state.
Doogie: Oh, so you mean there's a whole team of people like you? (mock shiver) What a thought.
Tank Seranski: Hey, Bud, don't be getting smart with me.
Doogie: You're right. How would you ever understand me?
Tank Seranski: I can't believe my eyes.
Doogie (looking around at gathered crowd): Well, that makes two hundred of us.
Dr. Benjamin Canfield: You're a doctor, Douglas. A position in society that comes with great responsibility. Remember that.
Doogie: I will, sir.
The German episode title is "Ohne Fallschirm nicht!", meaning "Not without a Parachute!"
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