Vinnie: What you doin'?
Doogie: Oh, I'm throwing all these old medical journals out.
Doogie: Well, I've memorized most of them.
Vinnie: I got my favorite educational journal memorized too.
Doogie: Which one?
Vinnie: Playboy. It's like weird. I've all kinds of trouble in history class but I can tell you that Miss July 1987's favorite pastimes are snow skiing, riding horses and baking. Is there some kind of medical term for what I got?
Doogie: I think you'd be diagnosed as a horndog.