Gilbert: I also knew the Beetles when they were getting together and they also, they couldn't come up with a name for their group. In fact, they uh, came to me and said, '...We're thinking of calling ourselves 'Five Nice-Looking Young Men Who Play Musical Instruments And Are Not Jewish'.' And I said, 'I think it's a long title and I think it's information that is not necessary.' ... Finally, they came to me and said, 'We're gonna call ourselves 'The Beatles ... Who Just So Happen to Not Be Jewish'.'
Dr. Katz: I have created what's called a profit sharing plan, which means that every quarter, I will put some money from this company into a, essentially a retirement account ... Money that will become yours when you turn 59. Laura: Oh ... could I just have an extra 15 minutes for lunch instead?
Ben: Since I haven't sent the chain letter, people have died, and nobody loves me. Do you see the connection? Dr. Katz: Yeah, nothing has changed, essentially.
Ben: Dad, I bid you adieu. Dr. Katz: I see your 'adieu' and I raise you a tootaloo.
Gilbert: (to Laura) I come in here; I try to be nice, and you just, you look at me with that angry, disapproving look.
Wendy: I want an hour glass figure. Right now, I have an hour-and-a-half. I have a little too much time on my ass.
Wendy: "I haven't touched a man since 'Hands Across America'."
Hands Across America was a fund-raising event held on May 25, 1986. More than 5 million people paid $10 apiece to reserve a place in the line which was hoped would stretch from coast to coast. The money was used to fight homelessness and hunger.
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