Jonathan Katz |
Dr. Katz |
H. Jon Benjamin |
Ben Katz |
Laura Silverman |
Laura, the receptionist |
Dave Attell |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Laura Kightlinger |
Herself |
Guest Star |
Julianne Shapiro |
Julie |
Recurring Role |
Will Lebow |
Stanley |
Recurring Role |
Dr. Katz: You know, supposedly, they say that your chances of surviving prostate cancer are just as good if you don't operate.
Dave (client): Hey do you wanna go to a party later? Wow! You are a downer. I might be a manic-depressive, but you've got some issues yourself, doctor.
Ben: You're a shapely man, yourself, Dad, in a way. I mean, you're a little heavy around the hip area.
Dr. Katz: I'm built to bare children.
Dr. Katz: (after his work-out) I'm feeling it already. I feel a difference.
Julie: Yeah?!
Dr. Katz: Give me a shot in the stomach.
Julie: No.
Dr. Katz: Give me your best shot. Come on.
Julie: No.
Dr. Katz: I can take it. Just do it. Just give me, hit me with your best...
Julie: You don't want me to do that.
Dr. Katz: Yes, just give me...
Julie: You really want me?
Dr. Katz: Yeah.
Julie: Alright, okay. *punch*
Dr. Katz: (knocked breathless and whispering) 911, just tell Laura to call 911.
Julie: Jonathon, are you alright?
Dr. Katz: (still whispering) I'll kill you!
Dr. Katz: You know what, I feel weird taking a shower in a room full of strange men.
Stan: Why?
Dr. Katz: Well, what if they make fun of my body.
Stan: Why would they do that? There's nothing wrong with your body ...
Dr. Katz: Thank you.
Stan: ... not a lot.
Dr. Katz: I get winded when I use a rotary phone.
Dr. Katz: You work with people who have had a stroke, or something like that?
Julie: Yeah.
Dr. Katz: I'll see you soon.
Dr. Katz: I used to do, in high school, I used to be able to do 50 push-ups...over a period of a couple of weeks.
Ben: I've never exercised - I don't like the looks of it.
Dr. Katz: You're young still.
Ben: Right, but you know, I'm bigger than you. You know, in a fat way, I'm a bigger man. You're not that big, you actually look fit.
Dr. Katz: Yeah, but you're also an athlete, Ben. I mean, what did you win at camp? You won that buoyancy thing there....
Ben: Yeah, I won first place in floating. It was a joke, though, it was a joke award. They were making fun of me.
This is the first episode in which we see the crazy guy with a sock puppet on his hand; we see him during Dave Attell's session.
Ben tells Laura that since whatever Katz has is probably congenital, he may have it, and therefore she should go out with him while she still can.
This is the only time that any character besides Katz and his patients has been inside his office, as that is where Julie helps him work out.
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