Dr. Katz

Dr. Katz: You know, supposedly, they say that your chances of surviving prostate cancer are just as good if you don't operate. Dave (client): Hey do you wanna go to a party later? Wow! You are a downer. I might be a manic-depressive, but you've got some issues yourself, doctor.

Ben: You're a shapely man, yourself, Dad, in a way. I mean, you're a little heavy around the hip area. Dr. Katz: I'm built to bare children.

Dr. Katz: (after his work-out) I'm feeling it already. I feel a difference. Julie: Yeah?! Dr. Katz: Give me a shot in the stomach. Julie: No. Dr. Katz: Give me your best shot. Come on. Julie: No. Dr. Katz: I can take it. Just do it. Just give me, hit me with your best... Julie: You don't want me to do that. Dr. Katz: Yes, just give me... Julie: You really want me? Dr. Katz: Yeah. Julie: Alright, okay. *punch* Dr. Katz: (knocked breathless and whispering) 911, just tell Laura to call 911. Julie: Jonathon, are you alright? Dr. Katz: (still whispering) I'll kill you!

Dr. Katz: You know what, I feel weird taking a shower in a room full of strange men. Stan: Why? Dr. Katz: Well, what if they make fun of my body. Stan: Why would they do that? There's nothing wrong with your body ... Dr. Katz: Thank you. Stan: ... not a lot.

Dr. Katz: I get winded when I use a rotary phone.

Dr. Katz: You work with people who have had a stroke, or something like that? Julie: Yeah. Dr. Katz: I'll see you soon.

Dr. Katz: I used to do, in high school, I used to be able to do 50 push-ups...over a period of a couple of weeks.

Ben: I've never exercised - I don't like the looks of it. Dr. Katz: You're young still. Ben: Right, but you know, I'm bigger than you. You know, in a fat way, I'm a bigger man. You're not that big, you actually look fit. Dr. Katz: Yeah, but you're also an athlete, Ben. I mean, what did you win at camp? You won that buoyancy thing there.... Ben: Yeah, I won first place in floating. It was a joke, though, it was a joke award. They were making fun of me.