Dr. Katz

Dr. Katz: So how did it go? Ben: It was okay, it was a little rough. I was nervous, you know, as I always am, meeting a new woman face-to-face. I think I panicked, 'cause half way through the meeting I ran out and locked myself in my room.

(about the closet organizer) Dr. Katz: I don't want her to think that we live like pigs. Ben: Dad, I'm gonna show her how we live. Dr. Katz: Don't show her the parts where we live like pigs.

Ben: Ever since Mom has left, this place has gone to hell. If we want this place clean, you gotta remarry.

Mike: When you put on weight and you haven't seen friends and family in a while, they don't know how to react. You know, they just kind of stare at you. You know, they're like 'Hey, look at you. No, it looks good on you.' Dr. Katz: People can't always find the right thing to say for every situation it's a very tricky area you're talking about. You're vulnerable and ... you're very large.

Dr. Katz: It's a jungle there, it really is. I've gone into my closet and come out hungry and confused, and cold, dehydrated.

Dr. Katz: You know I like my thin black socks. I can never find a pair that matches. Ben: Well, you do what I do. Dr. Katz: What is that? Ben: I go buy singles.

Dr. Katz: When you were little, you used to say -- any time you liked the way something tasted -- you'd say, 'Yumbo McGillicuddy.' Ben: That wasn't me, Dad. Dr. Katz: Let me see some I.D.