James: (about therapy) It kind of reminds me of the first time I ever got undressed in front of a woman. It was horrible. She started screaming -- then they kicked me off the bus.
(talking about the fanny pack)Dr. Katz: Try to guess how much this thing cost, and I'll give you a hint: it's a hundred percent rawhide.
Ben: Two bucks?
Dr. Katz: It rhymes with 'date-teen.'
Ben: You paid fifteen dollars for that.