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Ben: Chi is a cosmic breath ... speaking of cosmic breath, Dad, brush your cosmic teeth.
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Ben: I gotta get this furniture rearranged to better center this energy in this room.
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Dr. Katz: (to Ben on phone) My essence is gonna kick your essence's ass when I get home.
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Laura: Dr. Katz's office.
Ben: Hi Laura, it's Ben, how ya doing?
Laura: Okay, bye.
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Ben: I bought a, uh, one of those fake fountains. You plug it in, and the water runs constantly.
Dr. Katz: A urinal.
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(about Dr. Katz's credit card)
Ben: I have not racked up that much money.
Dr. Katz: Well, the day is young.
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(about Ben's interest in Feng Shui)
Julie: Well, this could have a positive social benefit.
Stanley: In other words, you think he's gonna get chicks outta this?