Mine is Ben to Laura: "You know what you are Laura? You're like a big ole ball of bit@&."
hope you get the gist of the statement. I don't want to violate any rules on language. For some reason this line absolutely busted me up. My wife and I now playfully use it on each other.
Close second is Dr. Katz to Ben: "Ben, don't shave yourself again" "Have to...hair's dirty"


