Mitch Hedberg: You know on a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield?
Dr. Katz: Mmm-hmm.
Mitch Hedberg: But on a banana - it's just the opposite.
Laura: I just can't imagine you digging in the dirt on your hands and knees.
Dr. Katz: No shirt - does that help?
Laura: Uh-
Dr. Katz: Tank top?
Laura: No-
Dr. Katz: Pasties?
Laura: Ewww.
Matt Siegal's t-shirt: "Corporate Rock Still Sucks"
Matt Siegal's t-shirt slogan is a reference to Kurt Cobain, lead singer of grunge rock band Nirvana. Cobain wore a shirt with the same slogan on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.