(talking about a gorgeous woman on the bus)Dr. Katz: You know, she was undressing me with her eyes.
Julie: Yeah, and then what?
Dr. Katz: And then I put a little something on.
Dr. Katz: What's this enormous pile of letters?
Ben: I get a lot of junk mail because I put myself on a master list. And I've been collecting; it's like a hobby.
Dr. Katz: I think that it's gone a little too far: the amount of mail that comes into this house. I think you need to write them and ask them to stop sending you junk mail.
Ben: I've been writing them, but they're mostly thank-you notes.
(discussing their bright red hair)Ben: I think eventually it fades into a nice auburn or a mahogany. You know what Dad, I did my arm hair, the chest and the back. I just think I got carried away, but I wanted to be a total redhead.