Dr. Katz: Do you have a listing for a 'Sharon Koppleman?' That's K like Koppleman, O like Oppelman, P like Poppelman, P like Poppelman, L like Loppelman.
Operator: Um, no, I'm sorry sir; there's no one here under that listing.
Dr. Katz: What do you have?
Operator: I've got a 'Rita Koonts'.
Dr. Katz: Okay, I'll take that.