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Ben: I gotta be honest, if anyone got the humor gene in the Katz family, it's Ben!
Laura: Ben who?
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Whoopi Goldberg: (on flying to Europe) Just the idea of being over the ocean where they could drop you - I don't want to die in the sky!
Laura: Well, you don't die in the sky, you die when you hit the ground.
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Ben: So he did a joke you told to him in the session?
Dr. Katz: Yeah.
Ben: How come you're telling jokes to people?
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Conan O'Brien: I think I'm angry. I'm an angry person. Which people don't get. From TV, I seem very friendly, but that's just a mask I put on.