Ben: You know Dad, I gotta be honest with you -- and this has been a feeling of mine for maybe the last 16 or 17 years -- when we, uh, spend time together over breakfast: boring.
(Dr. Katz playing treasure hunt with Laura) Laura: Dr. Katz, I have a surprise for you. ... The m&m's that you put in my Walkman, ruined it. ... So, I don't mean to ruin your treasure hunt but um. Dr. Katz: No, that was careless of me. I owe you an apology. Laura: And, well, and a walkman.
Brian: I had one fight my whole life, and I broke my hand. I don't know why the guy was punching me in the hand.
Dr. Katz: I gotta go to the bathroom, excuse me. Ben: Well, good luck finding the toilet paper. Dr. Katz: I don't use that any more.
Kevin (Client): "It's like ... Charlton Heston. 'Ah, damn you all to hell!'"
"Damn you all to hell" is what the stranded astronaut (played by Charlton Heston) yells out when he realizes that the ape-inhabitted planet on which he finds himself is actually the Earth in the future and that man has destroyed their world with nuclear weapons.
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