Dr. Katz

Dr. Katz: Just like the caterpillar weaves its cocoon, you have weaved a cocoon, and I think that you're ready to break free of the confines of the cocoon. Ben: And become the big fat butterfly that ... Dr. Katz: I was thinking of a Gypsy Moth.

Dr. Katz: I know how annoying it is when I bring up the subject of employment. Ben: This is what I mean about the coffee; you have a cup of coffee and then you want to talk. And uh, that's not necessarily good for me.

Dr. Katz: You know what the slug needs? Not unlike yourself, is a swift kick in the ass. Ben: Slugs have asses?

Ben: I am like an empty vessel. I am ready to explore, but I have yet to find the right ... crew.

(over the intercom) Dr. Katz: I was thinking how I could really go for something hot. Laura: Like a bowl of oatmeal? Dr. Katz: And black. Laura: Some tar?

Ben: Milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.

Ben: You know what you're like Laura? Laura: What? Ben: You're like a big ol' ball of bitch.