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Ben: I'll tell you something Dad: every action has an equal and negative reaction. So uh, if you don't act, nothing negative happens.
Dr. Katz: You're talking physics now. You're matching me science for science. Okay, how about biology: I will kill you if you don't get out of this house you slug.
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Dr. Katz: Just like the caterpillar weaves its cocoon, you have weaved a cocoon, and I think that you're ready to break free of the confines of the cocoon.
Ben: And become the big fat butterfly that ...
Dr. Katz: I was thinking of a Gypsy Moth.
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Dr. Katz: I know how annoying it is when I bring up the subject of employment.
Ben: This is what I mean about the coffee; you have a cup of coffee and then you want to talk. And uh, that's not necessarily good for me.
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Dr. Katz: You know what the slug needs? Not unlike yourself, is a swift kick in the ass.
Ben: Slugs have asses?
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Ben: I am like an empty vessel. I am ready to explore, but I have yet to find the right ... crew.
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(over the intercom)
Dr. Katz: I was thinking how I could really go for something hot.
Laura: Like a bowl of oatmeal?
Dr. Katz: And black.
Laura: Some tar?
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Ben: Milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.
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Ben: You know what you're like Laura?
Laura: What?
Ben: You're like a big ol' ball of bitch.
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Ben: I gotta get a diaper on.