Dr. Katz

Dr. Katz: There's a certain amount of symmetry about regenerating life with the decaying of your body. Ben: That's disgusting, Dad. Dr. Katz: I'm not saying we should do it today.

Ben: I haven't been to a funeral since I was 12, so I'm a little out of practice. Dr. Katz: I'll cover for you because I've been to three funerals this year ... and I'm not a mourning person.

Andy: Do you think it's a bad sign if you're talking to your lawyer and, right in the middle of talking to him, your lawyer says, 'Hey look, I'm no legal expert'?

Dr. Katz: You know, the Jews are obliged to bury their dead within a certain time frame. Ben: Yeah, I know Dad, I'm Jewish.

Dr. Katz: Morty is very worldly ... if that's what incontinent means.

Ben: Dad, who died? I can tell by the hysterical laughter, someone in our family just died.