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Dr. Katz: (giving eulogy) When I first heard that Estelle had passed away ...
Ben: Can't hear in back.
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Dr. Katz: There's a certain amount of symmetry about regenerating life with the decaying of your body.
Ben: That's disgusting, Dad.
Dr. Katz: I'm not saying we should do it today.
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Ben: I haven't been to a funeral since I was 12, so I'm a little out of practice.
Dr. Katz: I'll cover for you because I've been to three funerals this year ... and I'm not a mourning person.
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Andy: Do you think it's a bad sign if you're talking to your lawyer and, right in the middle of talking to him, your lawyer says, 'Hey look, I'm no legal expert'?
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Dr. Katz: You know, the Jews are obliged to bury their dead within a certain time frame.
Ben: Yeah, I know Dad, I'm Jewish.
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Dr. Katz: Morty is very worldly ... if that's what incontinent means.
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Ben: Dad, who died? I can tell by the hysterical laughter, someone in our family just died.
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Dr. Katz: (on phone) Oh jeez, that is awful ... yeah, it's just, it's a tragedy, you know. But at least she lived, you know, she lived 92 wonderful years. No, I know not all of them.