Paranoia

Season 5, Episode 13, Aired

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Ben wakes Katz up in the middle of the night, claiming to hear a noise. Katz hears it too, and they both think they're being burglarized. After first trying to scare off the burglar, they give up. Turns out the burglar doesn't get in, but Katz and Ben over-react. They get new locks and bars on the windows, and Ben wants a hamster. Katz suggests a lower peephole, in case the burglar is a midget. Why? Because every horror movie he's seen has an evil midget in it.moreless
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      • When Dr. Katz and Ben discuss movies with a midget killer, they mention "Midget Killers," "I'm Small and You're Dead," "Too Small to Let You Live," "If You Lift Me up Again I'll Kill You," "Look Down -- Now You're Dead."

      • Dr. Katz says that a house is broken into every 15 minutes in this country. However, according to FBI statistics, one home every 15 seconds is closer to being accurate.

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      • Ben: Dad, when are you gonna relax? Dr. Katz: When this beer kicks in is when I'm gonna relax.

      • Dr. Katz: I can't believe I called 911 and they said it was the wrong number.

      • Dr. Katz: I do see people who were traumatized in some way. Stanley: What would you say to them? Dr. Katz: Get over it.

      • Dr. Katz: What I really need to know is, where can I hide my real wallet? Laura: How about shoving it up ... Dr. Katz: Hey hey hey hey, never mind.

      • (phone call) Dr. Katz: Are you on a secure ...? Ben: Secure phone? Dr. Katz: Yeah, I wanna make sure no one listens to this conversation. Ben: There's a good chance I might not listen to this conversation.

      • Lew: Doctor, you know, I don't know very much about you at all. But, uh, I guess that's part of your ... Dr. Katz: That's part of the whole therapy game, and I use the word 'game' instead of 'scam'.

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