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Ben: Dad, when are you gonna relax?
Dr. Katz: When this beer kicks in is when I'm gonna relax.
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Dr. Katz: I can't believe I called 911 and they said it was the wrong number.
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Dr. Katz: I do see people who were traumatized in some way.
Stanley: What would you say to them?
Dr. Katz: Get over it.
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Dr. Katz: What I really need to know is, where can I hide my real wallet?
Laura: How about shoving it up ...
Dr. Katz: Hey hey hey hey, never mind.
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(phone call)
Dr. Katz: Are you on a secure ...?
Ben: Secure phone?
Dr. Katz: Yeah, I wanna make sure no one listens to this conversation.
Ben: There's a good chance I might not listen to this conversation.
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Lew: Doctor, you know, I don't know very much about you at all. But, uh, I guess that's part of your ...
Dr. Katz: That's part of the whole therapy game, and I use the word 'game' instead of 'scam'.