Dr. Katz

Mitch Hedberg: I'm not very good at golf - I never got a hole in one. But I did hit a guy once, and that was waaaay more satisfying! You're supposed to yell "Fore" but I was too busy mumbling, "There ain't no way this is gonna hit him!"

Dr. Katz: (Laura hands Dr. Katz a cup of coffee without him asking) Laura, this is so sweet of you! You don't know how long I've been waiting for this cup of coffee! (sips and pauses) What do you need? Laura: What are you talking about? Dr. Katz: In your entire reign here, you have never once offered me a cup of coffee without- Laura: Since when does kindness make another person immediately suspicious? Dr. Katz: I owe you an apology. Laura: Dr. Katz, my sister is going away for a couple of days, and I'm watching her dog, and I kinda wanted to bring the dog into the office.