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Ben: I have some good news, and then I have some better news.
Dr. Katz: What's the good news?
Ben: The good news is, the Visa is tapped out.
Dr. Katz: And what's the better news?
Ben: You have other credit cards.
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Cindy: I will even throw in a 100 per cent Teak magazine caddy for absolutely no charge.
Ben: You know, that's really not necessary. I mean, children are dying because teak is being made in Europe, so forget about the teak, but definitely the (wrench) set, 'cause I'm ready to, you know, purchase.
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(describing to Laura his relationship with the telephone salesgirl)
Ben: You know we've spoken a bunch of times, and um, I've uh, you know, I've bought stuff from her, which I think is a good thing. And uh, she's great and she likes me and I like her, more than she likes me -- but that's gonna change and everything's gonna work out.
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Cindy: Well, I was calling because I was wondering if you're still interested in that socket-wrench set.
Ben: Ha, you're funny, I mean you must be, uh ...
Cindy: We have a limited supply and I just wanted to make sure that all of my *priority* customers had the opportunity to purchase one.
Ben: Do you really consider me ... that's sweet.
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Mitch: I'm a great boyfriend. I would do everything for her, 'cause I'm whipped.