Dr. Katz

Laura : We don't have a valet. This is a laundry ticket. Wendy: What are you saying? Laura (smirking): I'm saying this is a laundry ticket. I'm saying, you seem to have given someone your car for a laundry ticket. Wendy: I don't see the humor in that. Laura: Well, it's very subtle.

(Ben is on the elevator when Laura starts to get in) Ben: Hey, you going up? Laura: Yeah, I thought I would, since we're on the ground floor. Aren't you getting out? Ben: No, I'll stay in. I'll ride up with you. How 'bout that? I'm in no hurry. I got really nothing planned. You remember me, don't you? Laura: Yes, I do. Ben: I'm Ben Katz. ... Dr. Katz's son, Ben Katz. THAT'S WHO I AM! You look well; you look good. You have like a peachy look to you. ... Yeah, you got a good shimmer off your skin, like a shine. You're all shiny.

Julie: Can somebody see you, even if they're not, like, depressed? Dr. Katz: Borderline? It happens all the time. People come in ...people aren't always depressed when they arrive.

Julie: You know what I think your problem is, Jonathon: you spend too much time with unhappy people. It's starting to rub off. Dr. Katz: Do you think I should just treat the cheerful?

(Dr. Katz asks Ben to take his Dad to the urologist) Ben: Aw, come on Dad, you can't just spring this kind of thing on me at the last minute. You know, I have a life and I've got things to do today. Dr. Katz: Well Ben, that's why they invented the VCR.