Todd Barry: New York City is a sick place. I saw a guy masturbating at an ATM. I was grossed out at first, but then I realized, hey, there've been times when I've checked my balance, and I find wow, I've got a little more money than I thought! And you wanna celebrate. Just take a couple of deep breaths, count to ten, and take that party to another location.
Dr. Katz: Laura, you know, you see me as a therapist, and your employer, but I'm also a man.
Dr. Katz: I noticed you took yesterday off for 'sick and tired leave'? Laura: Yeah. Dr. Katz: You know, if you want to take a couple of days off, you can just ask me. You don't have to be so dramatic.
Todd Barry: (on futons) In the day it's an uncomfortable couch; at night, it's an even more uncomfortable bed.
Ben: (on Sharon Meyers) She was a Rockette - she can kick her own face!
This is the first episode that Julie and Stan, Dr. Katz's friends that he usually meets at Julie's bar, do not appear in.
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