Dr. Katz: But my feeling about all this conflict in the world is that it can be resolved in a peaceful manor, just by talking things out. Ben: Oh, come on! Dr. Katz: I make my living solving problems by talking, so it's very hard for me to think the world can't do that. Ben: What a sissy!
Ted Alexandro: I think my favorite teachers were probably art teachers. They were so bizarre, they were like the homeless people of the faculty - all disheveled and dirty, always digging through the garbage looking for bottles and egg cartons and things.
Ben: If I join the army, I could kill Jimmy Solari. Dr. Katz: That's true. Ben: I'd get a pearl-handled side arm, like Patton, and shoot Jimmy Solari. I'm in full uniform - who are they gonna believe? Dr. Katz: I wouldn't mention that to the recruiter.
Though credited, Stanley (Will LeBow) and Julie (Julianne Shapiro) do not appear in this episode.
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