Dr. Katz

Dr. Katz: I gave up the dream when your mother became pregnant. Ben: What are you trying to say, Dad? Dr. Katz: I'm saying, you ruined my life.

Bobcat: 'Bobcat can't be trusted with a credit card.' We just had kittens. You know, nothing can help settle up a payment faster than a delicious kitten. Laura: That's disgusting. Bobcat: I didn't mean eat it. I'm just talking about, like licking it. Laura: Aw, shut up.

(Dr. Katz singing his song at the bar) Julie: You wrote that? I have chills. I'm gonna start crying. Dr. Katz: I'm almost done.

Stanley: You know, Paul McCartney once referred to Brian Wilson as a musical genius. And that same year, Bob Dylan called Smokey Robinson 'America's greatest living poet'. Dr. Katz: What's your point, Stanley? Stanley: That I know stuff.

(Dr. Katz finishes singing his song) Ben: That sucked.

(Ben listening to the loud TV) Dr. Katz: (with raised voice) I said shut off the TV! Ben: You shut up and be free.

Dr. Katz: (singing his song) Left out, but I'm not new. Ben: But I'm what? Dr. Katz: But I'm not new. It sounds like Hebrew a little bit, doesn't it? Ben: 'Butimnotnew?' that's the one that's been kicking around your head? Dr. Katz: Well, you know, it's about this feeling I felt when I started graduate school. Ben: Can you change it? Dr. Katz: You can't change a feeling, Ben. Ben: Then just change the line.

Ben: (about producing Dr. Katz's music) Is it gonna require a lot of time commitment ... because I have a lot of time.