Dr. Katz

Dr. Katz: There's something about taking a thing that exists in nature, you know, in this case particle board, and just molding it to suit some kind of selfish purpose.

Ben: Dad, I really feel like I learned a lesson, and that is: don't nail your shoes to the floor.

Dr. Katz: ... there's no reason in the world why you can't return it (nail gun) and why they can't credit it to my card. Ben: It's jammed. Dr. Katz: You mean you can't get it back into the box? Ben: I think there's a problem with the compressor. Dr. Katz: What do you think is wrong with the compressor, Ben? Ben: There's some nails in it... from when I, when I, when I put them in.