Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman

Brian: I wanna know everything. That way, I can be ready for 'em. Loren: Well, you can forget about that. I know plenty about women, but they still suprise me at least twice a day. Brian: They do? Loren: Women drive us crazy, but we keep coming back for more. Brian: Why? Loren: 'Cause they got something we need. Brian: What's that? (Loren gives Brian a look.)

Brian: Well, since you're gonna be here for a while...if I teach you about baseball, will you teach me about women? Loren: Women? Brian: Well, girls first, then women. Loren: Why don't you ask Sully? Brian: 'Cause he's gonna be my pa. Loren: So? Brian: Did your father tell you? Loren: No. My grandfather did. Brian: Well, I don't have a grandfather, and you're the oldest man I know. Who else can I ask? You gotta know more about women than any man in town!

Stephen: Can we ask you something? Hank: What? Brian: We wanna know about women Hank: What do you wanna know? Brian: Well, is there some sort of secret or something? Like one thing you can tell us you know for sure about 'em. Hank: Ain't no secret boys. I'd be happy to tell you everything I know about women. You ever see a naked lady? Stephen: Sure. Brian: Yeah. Once. Hank: You know everything I do then. Go on. Git outta here.

Brian: Well how do you ever know what women want? Horace: You have to guess. Stephen: Guess? Brian: Why can't you just ask 'em? Horace: Oh, if a woman has to tell you what she wants, she gets mad 'cause you didn't think of it first. Brian: But it could be anything! Horace: Well, that's true. That's why you always gotta be looking, watching for signs.

Jake: Trying to understand 'em- that's your first mistake. It don't matter if she's 5 or 50, she's gonna always do something to try to keep you confused...off balance. Stephen: Why? Jake: That's just the way women are. Been doing it since the Garden of Eden.