Brian: Well how do you ever know what women want?
Horace: You have to guess.
Brian: Why can't you just ask 'em?
Horace: Oh, if a woman has to tell you what she wants, she gets mad 'cause you didn't think of it first.
Brian: But it could be anything!
Horace: Well, that's true. That's why you always gotta be looking, watching for signs.