Brian: Well, since you're gonna be here for a while...if I teach you about baseball, will you teach me about women?
Brian: Well, girls first, then women.
Loren: Why don't you ask Sully?
Brian: 'Cause he's gonna be my pa.
Brian: Did your father tell you?
Loren: No. My grandfather did.
Brian: Well, I don't have a grandfather, and you're the oldest man I know. Who else can I ask? You gotta know more about women than any man in town!