Capt. Lussen: What's that smell? It smells like menthol in here.
Carl: Oh, it's Ben Gay. It's for my shoulder; I hurt it playing ball with the kids.
Capt. Lussen: Stick to being coach.
Carl: But, Captain, I love the action.
Vic: Yeah, what about out sinuses?
Carl:This stuff should keep them pretty clear.
Capt. Lussen: Like I said, stick to being a coach.