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Your Mother Jokes- -DBZ Style!

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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [1]Apr 13, 2008
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    okay, i was watching episode 275 of the FUNimation dub of DBZ. I saw Goku laying down all Homie G kinda-esque, 'look at his white guy rap' your Mother jokes to Uub. So I thought, great idea for a new thread.

    Heres How You Do This: Tell us the person you are talking about, then say a joke. Kinda simple, just no extremely PG-13 rude stuff alright?

    For Example:

    Talking To: Random Person

    'Your mother is so useless, she makes Mystic Gohan look important!'

    And you can talk to actual DBZ charecters. Like This:

    Talking To: Goku

    'Your mother is so dumb she-- oh wait, I forgot. You don't have a mother! Oh!! Dis!!! (did i spell that right)

    Alright, so guys, start dissing people mother, and tell us who youre talking to.

    AND REMEMBER, NO EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE STUFF

    Edited on 04/13/2008 6:55am
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    AfterImage34

    [2]Apr 13, 2008
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    It wasn't Frieza that caused the destruction of Namek, it was your mom's fat ass.

    Your mom's so dumb that both Kid Buu and Broly scored higher than her on an IQ test.

    Your mom's so ugly, that when she asked the Dragon to make her beatiful, the Dragon responded, "Sorry, I can't grant wishes beyond my power".
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [3]Apr 13, 2008
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    AfterImage34 wrote:
    It wasn't Frieza that caused the destruction of Namek, it was your mom's fat ass. Your mom's so dumb that both Kid Buu and Broly scored higher than her on an IQ test. Your mom's so ugly, that when she asked the Dragon to make her beatiful, the Dragon responded, "Sorry, I can't grant wishes beyond my power".

    Haha the dragon one was funny

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    dkyuubi

    [4]Apr 13, 2008
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7 wrote:

    AfterImage34 wrote:
    It wasn't Frieza that caused the destruction of Namek, it was your mom's fat ass. Your mom's so dumb that both Kid Buu and Broly scored higher than her on an IQ test. Your mom's so ugly, that when she asked the Dragon to make her beatiful, the Dragon responded, "Sorry, I can't grant wishes beyond my power".

    Haha the dragon one was funny



    That dragon one was hiliarious
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [5]Apr 13, 2008
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    k how bout this one (this may be a bit racist, but please take no offence, just came to my mind)

    Who Im talking To: Random person

    'You're so white, that not even Yakon can suck the light out of you'

    (Yakon is thee light sucking deomon from Babidis space ship who suck Gokus super saiyan energy)

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    Hello92

    [6]Apr 13, 2008
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    Your mom is soooo ugly that cell blew himself up just to get away from her! Your mom is soooo fat and ugly that even babidi looks better in a dress!
    Edited on 04/13/2008 9:53am
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [7]Apr 13, 2008
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    Talking To: Random person

    ' Your mother is so ugly that when Majin Buu looked at her, he blew up into pieces and didnt regenerate

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    Hello92

    [8]Apr 13, 2008
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    your mom is sooooo ugly that super buu didnt want to asorb her and ginyu didnt want to switch bodies!

    your mom is so ugly that dordia gave her facial tips!
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    gaddy-daddy

    [9]Apr 13, 2008
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    You're mom's so hot, I had to drench myself in lava to cool off.
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    Hello92

    [10]Apr 13, 2008
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    gaddy-daddy wrote:
    You're mom's so hot, I had to drench myself in lava to cool off.

    what does that have to do wit dbz???
    try sumthing like this ... your mom is sooo ugly that not even master roshi wanted her!
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [11]Apr 13, 2008
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    Hello92 wrote:
    your mom is sooooo ugly that super buu didnt want to asorb her and ginyu didnt want to switch bodies! your mom is so ugly that dordia gave her facial tips!

    hahahahahah, that was overly hilarious!! expecially about Dodoria!!

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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [12]Apr 13, 2008
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    Hello92 wrote:
    gaddy-daddy wrote:
    You're mom's so hot, I had to drench myself in lava to cool off.
    what does that have to do wit dbz??? try sumthing like this ... your mom is sooo ugly that not even master roshi wanted her!

    wow, that was too funny, do you hav like a bokk on these or something lol

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    gaddy-daddy

    [13]Apr 13, 2008
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    Your mom is so smelly, I was willing to take barbarion with me to smell something nice once in a while(No one said I can't use DB)
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [14]Apr 13, 2008
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    Talking To: Random Person

    'Your mother is so ugly Tapion (movie 13) went to sleep on purpose just so he doesnt have to see her'

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    gaddy-daddy

    [15]Apr 13, 2008
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    Your mom is so ugly, Roshi decided to marry Oolong instead
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    gaddy-daddy

    [16]Apr 13, 2008
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    Your momma is so fat that when Roshi had sex he burned his as* on the light bulb

    Your mom is so fat even SSJ4 Gogeta couldn't lift her

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    Hello92

    [17]Apr 13, 2008
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7 wrote:

    Talking To: Random Person

    'Your mother is so ugly Tapion (movie 13) went to sleep on purpose just so he doesnt have to see her'


    lol that was good and no, i dont have a book!

    your mom is sooo hairy that super saiyan 4 goku came in last against her in a hairy chest contest!
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [18]Apr 13, 2008
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    Talking To: Random Person

    ' your mom is such an animal, she lost in a tree climbing contest with an Oozaru'

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    Hello92

    [19]Apr 13, 2008
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    your mom is soooooo stupid that she lost to an Oozaru in a trivia contest!

    your mom is soooo ugly that people desribe her as a monster instead of zarbons second form!
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    Dario_Bro

    [20]Apr 13, 2008
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    Yo momma so ugly Oozarus turn into her when they look up at the moon
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