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    edmasterchaos

    [21]Apr 13, 2008
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    Awsome Thread.

    Your mom is so hairy that everyone thought she was an Oozaru.
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [22]Apr 13, 2008
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    edmasterchaos wrote:
    Awsome Thread.

    Your mom is so hairy that everyone thought she was an Oozaru.

    thank you,

    Talking To: Gohan

    'Your mom is so mean, shes worse than Chi-Chi.......oh wait.....'

    Edited on 04/14/2008 3:42pm
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [23]Apr 13, 2008
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    edmasterchaos wrote:
    Awsome Thread.

    Your mom is so hairy that everyone thought she was an Oozaru.

    Off Topic: Loved the fact that youre a Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series Fan! Cuz that show is so super special awesome, my hair gave it 5 stars, and my voice gives me the stregnth to compliment your profile image lol

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    Dario_Bro

    [24]Apr 13, 2008
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    Yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale it shouted "ITS OVER 9000!!!!"
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [25]Apr 13, 2008
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    Dario_Bro wrote:
    Yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale it shouted "ITS OVER 9000!!!!"

    hahaha, that was pretty good

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    fishtosser123

    [26]Apr 13, 2008
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    your momma so ugly, not even freiza would HIT it

    yo mommas so fat she made gohan turn to an ape

    your mommas so old she was the legendary super sayain

    after the cell games yo momma sold her chest hair, krillen bought it

    zarbon wanted to wish for eternal beauty after he seen yo momma

    yo mommas so ugly, her looks alone killed 17 and 18 in cells time line

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    fishtosser123

    [27]Apr 13, 2008
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    last time yo momma got laid it was by bacterian, he was taking one for the team
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [28]Apr 14, 2008
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    fishtosser123 wrote:

    your momma so ugly, not even freiza would HIT it

    yo mommas so fat she made gohan turn to an ape

    your mommas so old she was the legendary super sayain

    after the cell games yo momma sold her chest hair, krillen bought it

    zarbon wanted to wish for eternal beauty after he seen yo momma

    yo mommas so ugly, her looks alone killed 17 and 18 in cells time line

    I like the Legendary super saiyan one, that was priceless

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    final_flash319

    [29]Apr 14, 2008
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    Dario_Bro wrote:
    Yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale it shouted "ITS OVER 9000!!!!"

    that was funny!!

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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [30]Apr 14, 2008
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    Talking To: Babidi

    'Your Mom is so ugly that her off-spring was you

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    Talking To: Janenba 1st form (the fat yellow one)

    'Your mom is so fat, that when she.....--Aww never mind, nothing really is fatter than you'

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    necro530

    [31]Apr 14, 2008
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7 wrote:

    Talking To: Babidi

    'Your Mom is so ugly that her off-spring was you

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Talking To: Janenba 1st form (the fat yellow one)

    'Your mom is so fat, that when she.....--Aww never mind, nothing really is fatter than you'

    That janenba one was funny.yo moma is so dumb that compared to kid buu her IQ came up a -1.
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    Angus_Mac

    [32]Apr 15, 2008
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    Yo momma's so mean, guys are always sprinkling pepper on her head.

    Yo momma's so ugly, Captain Ginyu would rather stay in his frog form.

    Yo momma's so ugly, even the Dragon Balls would turn to stone before she can use it.

    Yo momma's so ugly, it would take 35 episodes for her to "transform".
    Edited on 04/15/2008 12:25pm
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    anticonformityx

    [35]Apr 15, 2008
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7 wrote:
    fishtosser123 wrote:

    your momma so ugly, not even freiza would HIT it

    yo mommas so fat she made gohan turn to an ape

    your mommas so old she was the legendary super sayain

    after the cell games yo momma sold her chest hair, krillen bought it

    zarbon wanted to wish for eternal beauty after he seen yo momma

    yo mommas so ugly, her looks alone killed 17 and 18 in cells time line

    I like the Legendary super saiyan one, that was priceless



    It was! So was the first joke about the eternal dragon unable to grant wishes beyond his power. This thread is hilarious, and I love DBZfan_4_evr_7 for coming up with the idea.
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    RellikofSouls_2

    [36]Apr 15, 2008
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    yo momma is so fat that she won an eating contest agaisnt Goku.

    yo momma is so fat that she makes Janemba (1st form) look like a tic tac.

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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [37]Apr 15, 2008
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    Angus_Mac wrote:
    Yo momma's so mean, guys are always sprinkling pepper on her head. Yo momma's so ugly, Captain Ginyu would rather stay in his frog form. Yo momma's so ugly, even the Dragon Balls would turn to stone before she can use it. Yo momma's so ugly, it would take 35 episodes for her to "transform".

    ahhahahaha, all of them are hilarious, expeciall the Dragonballs turning to stone, and the captain Ginyu frog form!!

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    Hello92

    [38]Apr 15, 2008
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    talking to: vegeta
    your mom, oh wait, she along with your whole race have been killed!

    your momma is soooo stupid that she put a 1$ bill in krillen's mouth, then pressed his dots and exspected candy to come out!

    your momma is soooo stupid that she got into a staring contest with her reflection!
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    Hello92

    [39]Apr 15, 2008
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7 wrote:

    Talking To: Babidi

    'Your Mom is so ugly that her off-spring was you

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Talking To: Janenba 1st form (the fat yellow one)

    'Your mom is so fat, that when she.....--Aww never mind, nothing really is fatter than you'


    lol that made me lshtochmamfom!
    (laugh so hard that others can hear me and make fun of me!) lol
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    fishtosser123

    [40]Apr 15, 2008
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    yo momma is more useless then chotsou

    yo mommas so dumb she thinks kid buu is stronger then super buu

    yo momma stink so bad krillen can smell her

    it wasnt an astroid that hit planet vegeta in king kias story, it was yo mommas fat ass

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