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    Kevindork

    [41]Apr 15, 2008
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    fishtosser123 wrote:

    yo momma is more useless then chotsou

    yo mommas so dumb she thinks kid buu is stronger then super buu

    yo momma stink so bad krillen can smell her

    it wasnt an astroid that hit planet vegeta in king kias story, it was yo mommas fat ass

    lol those were good

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    ZaleIsBackAgain

    [42]Apr 16, 2008
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    Yo mama's so slow it took her 13 episodes to get to the grocery store.

    Yo mama's so ugly she tried using the spirit bomb and it ran away from her.

    Yo mama's so ugly Garlic Jr. locked himself up in the Dead Zone

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    fishtosser123

    [43]Apr 16, 2008
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    HFIL used to be a nice place until your momma moved in, even dabora moved out

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    tuckerkakashi

    [44]Apr 16, 2008
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    one problem kevindork. KID BUU IS STRONGER THAN SUPER BUU!!! duh!

    anyway, mine is: (To Gohan) Geez, your mamma's such a {female dog} that she makes Kid Buu look like a saint

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    Kevindork

    [45]Apr 16, 2008
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    tuckerkakashi wrote:

    one problem kevindork. KID BUU IS STRONGER THAN SUPER BUU!!! duh!

    anyway, mine is: (To Gohan) Geez, your mamma's such a {female dog} that she makes Kid Buu look like a saint

    Oh boy! Here we go again! Kid Buu this, Kid Buu that, Super Buu's duh' big dog in his yard! But whatever man, stick with your opinion if you want to, this war has been goin' on for ever. Anyway, good joke, Chi-Chi has roid rage.

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    gaddy-daddy

    [46]Apr 16, 2008
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    tuckerkakashi wrote:
    KID BUU IS STRONGER THAN SUPER BUU
    WRONG!!!!!
    You're out
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    Ed-Ventures

    [47]Apr 17, 2008
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    Ur mamas so fat that she bet deodoria in a pie eating contest

    Ur mamas so fat that kamai hami ha comes out of her a*s

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    ZaleIsBackAgain

    [48]Apr 17, 2008
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    Your mama's so ignorant that she laughed at King Kai's jokes.
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    Dario_Bro

    [49]Apr 18, 2008
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    Yo momma so ugly she made Piccolo's balls go inert
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    RellikofSouls_2

    [50]Apr 18, 2008
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    Dario_Bro wrote:
    Yo momma so ugly she made Piccolo's balls go inert

    what balls?

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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [51]Apr 18, 2008
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    Talking To: Goku

    'Your mother is so dumb that she attaked Kami thinking he was Piccolo......Oh wait, that was you'

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    fishtosser123

    [52]Apr 18, 2008
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    to goku

    you dont have a momma, loser

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    RellikofSouls_2

    [53]Apr 19, 2008
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    not rely dbz style but i like this one:

    yo momma so fat that when she went to order a waterbed, they had to put a blanket over the pacific ocean.

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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [54]Apr 19, 2008
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    hahhaa, that was funny, it took me like 3 minutes to get the irony in that joke

    Talking To: Random Person

    'your mother is so fat, she couldnt even it in a capsule!'

    k its not that good, so heres another one

    Talking To: Random Person

    'Your mother is so dumb, that she thought the Saturday Crush move (one of Raditz's techniques) was a religious holiday!'

    Edited on 04/19/2008 3:50pm
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    tuckerkakashi

    [55]Apr 19, 2008
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    OMFG LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN SERIES!!! THEY STATE THAT KID BUU IS PURE EVIL, AND THE STRONGEST OF THE PURE MAJIN BUUS. WHEN SUPER BUU ABSORBED GOHAN OR GOTENKS, THEN HE WAS STRONGER THAN KID BUU. BUT BY HIMSELF... HE'S NOT. WHEN BUU ABSORBED THE KAIS, HIS POWER DILUTED, NOT GREW STRONGER. YOU SAW HOW MAJIN BUU WASN'T AS POWERFUL AS KID BUU, AND NEITHER WOULD SUPER BUU!!!! JESUS! PAY THE FREAK ATTENTION. NO, YOU ARE THE WRONG (those who doubted me) I AM RIGHT!
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [56]Apr 19, 2008
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    tuckerkakashi wrote:
    OMFG LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN SERIES!!! THEY STATE THAT KID BUU IS PURE EVIL, AND THE STRONGEST OF THE PURE MAJIN BUUS. WHEN SUPER BUU ABSORBED GOHAN OR GOTENKS, THEN HE WAS STRONGER THAN KID BUU. BUT BY HIMSELF... HE'S NOT. WHEN BUU ABSORBED THE KAIS, HIS POWER DILUTED, NOT GREW STRONGER. YOU SAW HOW MAJIN BUU WASN'T AS POWERFUL AS KID BUU, AND NEITHER WOULD SUPER BUU!!!! JESUS! PAY THE FREAK ATTENTION. NO, YOU ARE THE WRONG (those who doubted me) I AM RIGHT!
    y'know, that is, by far, the most funniest Your Mother joke ive ever read

    Talking To: Random Person

    'Your Mother is so dumb, when she saw Goku turn Super Saiyan, she thought he had the same powers as Miley Cyrus!'

    Edited on 04/19/2008 9:02pm
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    Kevindork

    [57]Apr 19, 2008
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    tuckerkakashi wrote:
    OMFG LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN SERIES!!! THEY STATE THAT KID BUU IS PURE EVIL, AND THE STRONGEST OF THE PURE MAJIN BUUS. WHEN SUPER BUU ABSORBED GOHAN OR GOTENKS, THEN HE WAS STRONGER THAN KID BUU. BUT BY HIMSELF... HE'S NOT. WHEN BUU ABSORBED THE KAIS, HIS POWER DILUTED, NOT GREW STRONGER. YOU SAW HOW MAJIN BUU WASN'T AS POWERFUL AS KID BUU, AND NEITHER WOULD SUPER BUU!!!! JESUS! PAY THE FREAK ATTENTION. NO, YOU ARE THE WRONG (those who doubted me) I AM RIGHT!

    NO, Your not right, your wrong, Super Buu's the dominant force

    Also Chill out man, no need to be flippin out about this becuase I dissagreed. Yes I have seen the show itself, and guess what, Super Buu is stronger than Kid Buu, Kid Buu just happens to be more dangerous If I haden't seen the show then I would not even be on these forums right now. Super Buu > Kid Buu

    Edited on 04/19/2008 10:52pm
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    uki1234

    [58]Apr 20, 2008
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    tuckerkakashi wrote:
    OMFG LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN SERIES!!! THEY STATE THAT KID BUU IS PURE EVIL, AND THE STRONGEST OF THE PURE MAJIN BUUS.

    Anime filler. For 100000 time, supreme kai never said kid buu is the strongest, only the most evilest form of buu.

    SSJ3 Goku is stronger than Kid Buu - stated.

    Goku stated that he and Vegeta would die if they fight Super Buu(while they were in his body), and that means that SSJ3 Goku doesn't stand a chance against Super Buu.

    Enough said.

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    DBZfan_4_evr_7

    [59]Apr 20, 2008
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    uki1234 wrote:

    tuckerkakashi wrote:
    OMFG LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN SERIES!!! THEY STATE THAT KID BUU IS PURE EVIL, AND THE STRONGEST OF THE PURE MAJIN BUUS.

    Anime filler. For 100000 time, supreme kai never said kid buu is the strongest, only the most evilest form of buu.

    SSJ3 Goku is stronger than Kid Buu - stated.

    Goku stated that he and Vegeta would die if they fight Super Buu(while they were in his body), and that means that SSJ3 Goku doesn't stand a chance against Super Buu.

    Enough said.

    actually (this is just my opinion, and it could be wrong, feel free to comment or critisize) I thought Goku was too tired when he was inside Buu from his Potara earrings. I mean, if you get tired by the fusion dance fusion at the end of the 30 mins, meaning, since Super Saiyan 3 takes colossal power, thats why I thought he didnt use it, cuz he didint have much power, meaing he cant defend himself, meaning Goku stated thet he and Vegeta would die.

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    uki1234

    [60]Apr 20, 2008
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    DBZfan_4_evr_7 wrote:
    uki1234 wrote:

    tuckerkakashi wrote:
    OMFG LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN SERIES!!! THEY STATE THAT KID BUU IS PURE EVIL, AND THE STRONGEST OF THE PURE MAJIN BUUS.

    Anime filler. For 100000 time, supreme kai never said kid buu is the strongest, only the most evilest form of buu.

    SSJ3 Goku is stronger than Kid Buu - stated.

    Goku stated that he and Vegeta would die if they fight Super Buu(while they were in his body), and that means that SSJ3 Goku doesn't stand a chance against Super Buu.

    Enough said.

    actually (this is just my opinion, and it could be wrong, feel free to comment or critisize) I thought Goku was too tired when he was inside Buu from his Potara earrings. I mean, if you get tired by the fusion dance fusion at the end of the 30 mins, meaning, since Super Saiyan 3 takes colossal power, thats why I thought he didnt use it, cuz he didint have much power, meaing he cant defend himself, meaning Goku stated thet he and Vegeta would die.

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