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    saiyanlineage

    [81]Apr 25, 2008
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    we all know vegeta didn't for sure.
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    Angus_Mac

    [82]Apr 28, 2008
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    Yo momma's so fat, she makes the ground sink without having to power up.
    Yo momma's so lazy, not even the evil aquamist could get her to do anything.
    Yo momma's so old, it would take a kamehameha wave to blow out all the candles.
    Yo momma's so clueless, she thought 450G meant 450 grams, and wondered why Vegeta isn't losing any weight.
    Yo momma's so clueless, she is amazed whenever Maron says anything.
    Yo momma's so ugly, Fortuneteller Baba's crystal ball just doesn't have a chance.
    Edited on 04/29/2008 6:57pm
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    tuckerkakashi

    [83]Apr 29, 2008
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    hm... ok. not the best, save the kamehameha one.

    i got nothin though

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    Angus_Mac

    [84]Apr 30, 2008
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    Yo momma's so weird, she went to flea markets to buy ping pong balls thinking she could make lots of wishes, until she realized they don't manufacture six star or seven star balls.

    Yo momma's so clueless, she thinks Freeza would be a good solution to global warming.

    Yo momma's so nasty, when she wore Maron's swimsuit to the beach, all the sea creatures got sick and died.
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    ZaleIsBackAgain

    [85]May 1, 2008
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    Yo mama so fat that Majin Buu turned her into chocolate and solved world hunger.
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    Angus_Mac

    [87]May 2, 2008
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    That's a good one

    Yo momma's so fat, she plugged up the Dead Zone. (groan)

    Yo momma's so fat, not even a stockpot full of senzu beans would satisfy. (okay that was bleh too)

    Yo momma's so airheaded, she thought Master Roshi reads magazines to keep up with the latest fashions and gossip. Or for the articles.

    Yo momma's so airheaded, she buys all those trendy clothes with her name on it so she doesn't forget, except she starts calling herself Capsule Corp.

    Yo momma's so airheaded, she thought signing up for Piccolo's Special Training would help her lose weight.

    Yo momma's so narrow-minded, she got upset that Freeza destroyed the trees on Namek and wrote to her representative to pass a law against that.
    Edited on 05/02/2008 6:43pm
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    qpwo5

    [88]Oct 20, 2009
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    your mother's so ugly, she turned Captain blue your mother's so fat, Major Metallitron said 'wow! you're huge' (which was what goku said to Major Metallitron)

    Goku to Frieza:
    Frieza:You're the only one to hurt me beside's my parents.
    Goku: What when your mother fell on you?

    Your mother's so ugly, perfect cell looked at her and regurgitated 18, 17, and that old man he absorbed.
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    AfterImage34

    [89]Oct 26, 2009
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    Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made General Blue turn to men.

    Yo mamma's such a whore that even Chaotzu got some from her.

    Yo mamma's so dumb, she concieved the entire Majin Boo arc AND the movie "Bio Broly".

    It was absorbing yo Mamma who made Mr. Boo so fat and weak.
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    Obaruaru

    [90]Jul 20, 2010
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    If you read the manga goku and vegeta notice clearly that, during the transition from Super Buu to Kid Buu, buu was getting STRONGER!!!!



    Kid Buu>Super Buu

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    KingofIPirates

    [91]Jul 20, 2010
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    That was Buff Buu.
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    Omnidude33

    [92]Aug 21, 2010
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    you guys, fighting about which buu is stronger is pointless.


    Yo momma is so fat, the Saiyans preffered to be crushed by a meteor instead.

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    jlk-el

    [93]Mar 26, 2011
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    This is not a yo momma joke, but to see why Goku said that he and vegeta would die watch dbz again, in my opinion it is because they are not actually fighting buu but a replica of buu inside buus body just like when they fought Gotenks and Gohan.



    please feel free to use the link below to watch DB, DBZ, DBGT and the movies for each series



    http://www.watch-dragonball.com/



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    dbzfreak1

    [94]Dec 14, 2012
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    kid buu is the absolute strongest of all of buus forms you would know this if you saw the whole series
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    dbzfreak1

    [95]Dec 14, 2012
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    Buu Saga Power Levels:Trunks vs. Goten: Trunks: 35,000,000 Goten: 30,000,000 SSJ Trunks: 95,000,000 SSJ Goten: 90,000,000 Trunks vs. Mr. Satan: Trunks: 35,000,000 Mr. Satan: 140 Piccolo vs. Shin: Piccolo: 180,000,000 Supreme Kai: 250,000,000 Videl vs. Spopovitch: Spopovitch: 10,000,000 Videl: 200 Gohan vs. Spopovitch and Yamu: SSJ Gohan: 275,000,000 Yamu: 10,000,000 Spopovitch: 10,000,000 Vegeta vs. Pui Pui: SSJ Vegeta: 340,000,000 Pui Pui: 10,000,000 Goku vs. Yakon: SSJ Goku: 360,000,000 Yakon: 20,000,000 Gohan vs. Dabura SSJ Gohan: 275,000,000 Dabura: 275,000,000 Goku vs. Majin Vegeta SSJ Goku: 360,000,000 Majin Vegeta: 360,000,000 Dabura vs. Majin Buu: Dabura: 275,000,000 Majin Buu: 380,000,000 Gohan and Supreme Kai vs. Majin Buu: SSJ Gohan: 275,000,000 Supreme Kai: 250,000,000 Majin Buu: 380,000,000 Vegeta vs. Majin Buu: Majin Vegeta: 360,000,000 Majin Buu: 380,000,000 Goku vs. Majin Buu: SSJ 3 Goku: 450,000,000 Majin Buu: 380,000,000 Fat Buu vs. Thin Buu: Fat Buu: 380,000,000 Thin Buu: 390,000,000 Gotenks vs. Super Buu: Gotenks: 250,000,000 SSJ Gotenks: 300,000,000 SSJ 3 Gotenks: 410,000,000 Super Buu: 420,000,000 Gohan vs. Super Buu: Gohan - Z Sword: 360,000,000 Mystic Gohan: 450,000,000 Super Buu: 420,000,000 Super Buu (w/ SSJ 3 Gotenks & Piccolo): 500,000,000 Super Buu (w/ Trunks, Goten & Piccolo): 400,000,000 Vegito vs Super Buu: SSJ Vegeta: 360,000,000 SSJ Goku: 360,000,000 Super Buu (w/Trunks, Goten, Piccolo & Gohan): 550,000,000 Vegito: 600,000,000 Goku vs. Kid Buu: SSJ Goku: 360,000,000 SSJ 3 Goku: 450,000,000 Kid Buu: 500,000,000 Vegeta vs. Kid Buu: SSJ Vegeta: 400,000,000 Kid Buu: 500,000,000 Mr. Buu vs. Kid Buu: Mr. Buu: 390,000,000 Kid Buu: 500,000,000 Goku vs Kid Buu: Goku - Spirit Bomb: 550,000,000 SSJ Goku: 410,000,000 Kid Buu: 500,000,000 Goku vs. Uub: Goku: 500,000,000 Uub: 500,000,000

    Edited on 12/14/2012 1:38pm
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    xLashx

    [96]Jan 1, 2013
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    All of those are wrong.

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    starfish98

    [97]Mar 12, 2013
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    Obaruaru wrote:


    If you read the manga goku and vegeta notice clearly that, during the transition from Super Buu to Kid Buu, buu was getting STRONGER!!!!



    Kid Buu>Super Buu


    Super Buu with Gohan absorbed was definitely his strongest form. The only reason Kid Buu seemed more powerful was because of his reckless nature. He blew up whole planets and had no remorse for anybody.

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