Alvin the Treacherous: Well, Hiccup. Bet you're surprised to see me.
Hiccup: Eh, not really. This is where you live, right?
Alvin: (after surrounding the Riders)You know Hiccup, with this book, your knowledge of dragons, and my knowledge of warfare, we could make quite the team. How's that sound?
Hiccup: (counting on his fingers) Um, insane, dementive, delusional, (shrugs)stupid