Performing Center Owner (aka Kung Fu Teacher
Goof: When Drake gives Josh the guitar to teach him, every string is in order, but in the next scene when Josh tries to play the guitar, if you look carefully BEFORE Josh breaks the strings,only one string is not broken but every other string is broken. Therefore Josh actually breaks only a single string.
Goof: We learn Megan is allergic to cats, however later, in the episode "Honor Council" she has a thing on her website called "Things We Do To Josh While He Sleeps" and she puts a kitten on Josh's face and then laughs because she is allergic.
Goof: When Josh is talking to Kathy the day after her birthday, look at his ear. In shots in front of and behind Josh, he has an earring, but in shots facing his right it isn't there.
Goof: When Drake and Josh are in the hall of the school, you can see that the "Wet Paint" paper is yellow, but then, when Josh gets painted, the paper is pink.
Goof: When Drake and his band are auditioning, Drake goes to get his pick out of his backpack, but it looks as if he went into a front smaller pocket. Then, when the snake slithers out, the big part is open. Also, even if he did go to his big pocket, wouldn't he have felt the snake in there?
Goof: In this episode, the door to Drake and Josh's room is in a different direction then it is in later episodes. Plus, there is no couch in the room like in the later episodes.
Goof: When Drake is auditioning with his band he doesn't take his backpack with him, but when he can't find his pick somebody says "backpack" and it's on stage.
Goof: When Josh gives Drake the picture of Kathy, he holds it up and you can see that it's a pasted picture on a piece of paper.
Goof: When Megan looks for her snake (Robert), Josh runs into their closet. If you look at the bottom of the closet, you can see a piece of cardboard fall back and you can see Josh's shoes.
Drake: (To Josh about playing the guitar) I can teach you three cords by Saturday. I could teach a monkey three cords.
Drake: Unbelievable! You broke every string!
Josh: (frantic) Better call a monkey!!
Josh: I'm not cool, okay? Why do you think old people love me so much?
Josh: I told Kathy I play the guitar.
Drake: And why lie to her?
Josh: I don't know. It just popped out of me like some kind of hideous pimple!
Drake: Oh. Well thank you for that pussy visual.
Drake: I love talking to girls.
Josh: I love talking to Grammy.
Drake: Do you want to be honest, or do you want a girlfriend?
Josh: Girlfriend, please.
Drake: Here, use this. (gives him a green jacket)
Josh: Aww, green... I don´t know, it doesn´t fit me, I look fat.
Drake: Come here. (slaps his head)
Josh: Headache! You gave me a headache!
Walter: Hey, Josh. Maybe you don´t know this, but even if you see me with this stunning body. I haven't really been good with women.
Audrey: Ha! On our first date, your dad almost throw up.
Walter: That´s not true! On our first date... I did throw up.
Kathy: So, are you coming to my party?
Josh: Oh yes I will go. And I know exactly what to give you. What size socks are you?
Josh: It's like girls and I speak different languages. They speak English; I speak idiot.
Drake: Why are you in our room?
Megan: I'm not!
Drake: You are, too.
Megan: So, what's your point? (Drake glares at Megan)
Megan: Fine. I got a pet cat and sorta lost it.
Drake: You're allergic to cats.
Megan: I didn't get a cat.
Megan: (excited) I got a snake!
Josh: EVIL!!!!!!!!!!! (hides in closet)
Drake: You lost a snake-in our room!?
Walter: SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Josh comes out)
Megan: Guess I found him! Don´t worry, Robert! I´m coming!
Josh: Who names a snake Robert?
Audrey: Did you happen to drink any coffee when you were there?
Drake: (Hyper) No, not much, six cups, whyda ask?
Running Gags: Drake telling Josh not to say, "Spoons."
Josh saying spoons.
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