Drake & Josh

Season 2 Episode 4


Aired Sunday 7:00 PM Apr 04, 2004 on Nickelodeon



  • Trivia

    • Goof: When Josh first gets off the painted wall, his arm is covered with paint, but afterwards, there is barely any paint left on it.

    • Goof: When Josh Is trying to be cool, and leans against the wall, you can see the bottom of the wet paint sign. It is red and white.
      When the camera closes up on the sign, it is BLACK and white.

    • Goof: They say that Josh is playing center, the center is not eligible to get the ball, unless Josh lined up at some other position, he could not be able to score the winning touchdown.

    • Goof: When Drake is showing Josh how to be cool Josh leans up against the wall with wet paint. While Josh is leaning on the wall there's a stripe painted there. Josh stops leaning and looks at the wall and there's no stripe.

  • Quotes

    • (Josh leans against a wall with wet paint. Twice.)
      Josh: Okay. How 'bout... PAINTIN' ON THE WEEKENDS?!

    • Josh: Wow, and all this time, I thought I was the cooliest!

    • Drake: Hm, Valerie!..Mandy!

    • Drake: (to Mandy, the cheerleader) Excuse me, but would you by any chance be a cheerleader?
      Mandy: Mmm, what gave it away? Was it my pompoms? My uniform?
      Drake: You know, I didn't even notice that uniform. Yeah, I was just too busy looking at your incredible eyes.
      Mandy: "Incredible eyes?" You know, you're only the fourth guy to try that line on me today?
      Drake: Yeah? How'd it work out for the first three?
      Mandy: Not as well as it's working for you.

    • Zeke: Ok, I'll do it. For 10,000 bucks.
      Drake: Done!
      Josh: Drake, we don't have 10,000 bucks!
      Drake: It's OK, he'll forget everything.

    • Zeke: Hey, it's all coming back! I'm Zeke Braxton! I'm a janitor! I'm a...(sad tone) janitor. (runs to the door) Hey, you kids owe me 10,000 bucks.

    • Zeke: Who are you?
      Drake: Hi, I´m Drake.
      Zeke: And he is..?
      Josh: I´m Josh.
      Zeke: And I am...?

    • Josh: Haha. And how I now have their costumes?
      Drake: Uniforms, Josh! Uniforms!
      Josh: Well, at least I made the team, equipment manager. But now I don´t have to stand the tackles and the fear of somebody biting my ankle.
      Drake: Sure.
      Josh: And now, if you excuse me, I have costumes to wash!

    • Coach Davis: Nichols!! What did you do?! Your brownies, look at this!
      Josh: (To Drake) Did you do something to my brownies?
      Drake: Yeah, Josh. I live to sabotage baked goods.

    • Josh: Well I guess this equipment isn't gonna manage itself!

    • Zeke: Who are you kids, and what are you doing in my chocolate factory?

    • Drake: If I was stranded on an island and could only bring 1000 things I will bring these headphones, that stereo, 997 CD's...... And a girl.

    • Drake: What happened to you?
      Josh: Football happened to me.First I got tackled, then I was trampled, and I'm pretty sure someone bit my ankle!
      Drake: So, you didn't make the team.
      Josh: Oh, I made the team.
      Drake: Really? That's so cool!
      Josh : Yeah! My brother, you are looking at Belleview High's brand-new E-QUIPMENT MANA-GER!
      (holds up a jersey)
      (Drake stares at Josh, incredulous)

    • Josh: Drake?
      Drake: What?
      Josh: Being in school at night creeps me out
      Drake: Really? I feel that way about school during the day

    • Josh: I'm not ready to die, I haven't seen Paris
      Drake: They eat snails, the people smell bad, you don't want to go there

    • Drake: Josh, you're pretty cool.
      Josh: The cooliest!?
      Drake: Don't ruin it.

    • Drake: What are you doing?
      Josh: Making brownies for the football team.
      Drake: Oh, that's cool, Josh. (Girly voice) Maybe afterwards, you can knit them some pretty sweaters!

    • Megan: Where is Josh anyway?
      Drake: Oh, I don't know, must still be at football tryouts.
      Megan: (Laughing) Come on, seriously where is he?

    • Drake: Are you reading my e-mail?
      Megan: No, wait, hold on a sec.
      Drake: Megan, reading someone's e-mail is against the law, it's a violation of privacy.
      Megan: Calm down, it's Josh's e-mail.
      Drake: Oh, cool.

    • Josh: I hated the fourth grade. It was my awkward stage.
      Drake: And...this is...?

    • Josh: (Dramatically) Students and faculty, gather around to witness the amazing Josh-o make the egg of a chicken disappear.
      Drake: (Disgusted) Just kill me.

    • Drake: Good trick, Josh, you made a cheerleader disappear.

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