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    nicesweetgirl36

    [1]Jul 5, 2006
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    I liked the one when Josh said

    "Such big evil in such a little girl" (Josh was talking about Megan)

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    all456

    [2]Jul 7, 2006
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    "such a small brain in such a big boob"
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    superman8119

    [3]Jul 7, 2006
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    Josh "No"
    Drake"Por favor"
    Josh " ok
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    The_Tradge

    [4]Jul 8, 2006
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    Whenever Josh says "Oh Geez" or "Ah come on!!"

    Also -

    Josh: "You're copying my answers?"
    Drake: "No! I'm comparing your answers with the one's I'm about to write"

    Drake: What happened?!?!
    Josh: I caught dad sneaking in, and when I'd asked him where he'd been he was all like "I was out buying milk but I drank it all on the way home"!
    Drake: That's bad
    Josh: Yeah---
    Drake: We really needed some milk
    Josh: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOUR DAIRY NEEDS!
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    all456

    [5]Jul 8, 2006
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    Drake: Kids?

    Yooka: yes, i want 9 of them

    Josh: i have to pee

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    The_Tradge

    [6]Jul 9, 2006
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    all456 wrote:

    Drake: Kids?

    Yooka: yes, i want 9 of them

    Josh: i have to pee



    Drake: I'll come with you, Josh!!

    haha!

    Drake: Josh cameup with this whole Friendship ceremony, which turned out to be a marriage ceremony

    Audrey: JOSH!?! You did this???

    Josh: What?? Drakes the one that said "E'nay K'oon'sa M'joonga Oo'n Tay'ah" while the sun was in the house of Karflog!

    Audrey:.......what??
    Edited on 07/13/2006 1:29pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    soccerdawg76

    [7]Jul 9, 2006
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    Megan: If Josh does'nt make it back in time, we're still going on the ride, right?

    Drake: If Josh gets mauled by a bear, we're still going on the ride.

    ALSO

    Granny: Do I look stupid to you?

    (Drake starts to nod)

    Josh: Drake!

    Granny: Look, I wasn't born yesterday.

    Drake: I don't doubt that.

    Edited on 07/09/2006 3:16pm
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    all456

    [8]Jul 10, 2006
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    (softly) now i want you to calmly tll me(angryly) why you are married to that Udonian girl ??!!!!!
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    superman8119

    [9]Jul 11, 2006
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    Drake I Love U Man
    Josh Ew The Heavens Are Coming
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    she_is_wicked

    [10]Jul 11, 2006
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    Mindy: Is it true I beat you in the science fair last year?
    Josh: Yes . . . what does that have to do with this trial?
    Mindy: Nothing, I just like reminding you
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    superman8119

    [11]Jul 11, 2006
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    she_is_wicked wrote:
    Mindy: Is it true I beat you in the science fair last year?
    Josh: Yes . . . what does that have to do with this trial?
    Mindy: Nothing, I just like reminding you
    Yeah Thats Pretty Good.I Like It To.
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    all456

    [12]Jul 11, 2006
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    Megan: your in the middle of the road and a truck is cooming towards you what do you do?

    Josh: a spoon

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    superman8119

    [13]Jul 11, 2006
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    all456 wrote:

    Megan: your in the middle of the road and a truck is cooming towards you what do you do?

    Josh: a spoon

    Ha I Love That One
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    all456

    [14]Jul 11, 2006
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    Josh: you want a mouth full of fist?

    Drake: you want a butt full of foot?

    Josh: bring it Parker

    Drake: you bring it

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    The_Tradge

    [15]Jul 13, 2006
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    Drake: Are you sure this'll work, Josh?

    Josh: Pretty sure.....but just in case (picks up knife rack) best we don't have these in the house! (throws out the window)
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    The_Tradge

    [16]Jul 15, 2006
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    Blemin: (Splashing Drake with Water) Joonja!
    Drake: ......thank you?
    Edited on 07/15/2006 12:09pm
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    all456

    [17]Jul 15, 2006
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    Drake: your face is like a ball magnet

    Grammy: funny too bad you can't play as good as you can talk trash

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    nicesweetgirl36

    [18]Jul 15, 2006
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    Josh: Megan why was there a bucket on top of our door?

    Megan: Why was your door under my bucket?
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    Ickglokmah

    [19]Jul 15, 2006
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    Drake: Do you know where else this would sound awesome?
    Trevor: In the shower?
    Drake: (bewildered) No!! On the road!!
    Trevor: Better!

    Drake: (Mocking Josh)Ooh, look at me, I'm Josh I play video games all day long, Girls? No, thank you ma'am I've got me a video game
    Josh: (Mocking Drake) Ooh, I'm Drake Nutrition? Not for me I'm just gonna eat me a big old bag of cheese balls
    Drake: Which your allergic too
    Josh:(spitting)

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    all456

    [20]Jul 16, 2006
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    Josh (after seeing that baaaaaahb destroyed his oprah vut out) my oprah!!!

    Drake: Josh he didn't know what he was doing

    Josh: I'll kill him!!!!!

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