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Rana said the tickets were free, but it's odd nobody wondered why the tickets were free.
Goof: During the basketball game, they repeat camera shots.
goof: During the second basketball game, at one point, Josh says, "All right, it's four to four. Next basket wins." But Grammy already had five points in the game, so she had already won.
Josh: 4-4 the game is tied! Next score wins! I gotta pee but I ain't gonna!
Josh: Grammy brought her A-Game.
Drake: Someone please kill me.
(Drake and his band members get arrested for having fake tickets.)
Scottie: Can you believe it? We made it backstage.
Rina: This is not backstage!
Paul: This is practically jail!
Drake: Those guys are cops!
Rina: Yeah, scary cops who are gonna arrest us for having fake tickets, Scottie!
Scottie: The tickets aren't fake.
Drake: Are you sure?
Scottie: I photocopied 'em myself.
Drake: You can't photocopy tickets!
Scottie: Yes, ya can! You just put 'em on the glass, close the liddy thing, and press Copy. Any moron could do it.
Drake: No, not just any moron! It takes a special moron like you!
Josh: (Gets hit in the head with a basketball) Yeah, basketball. Not my game.
Josh: (after Drake beat Grammy at basketball): What happened? You usually play better than that.
Grammy: I guess I'm just getting old.
Josh: Hey, maybe I can beat you now.
Grammy: Hehehe! I'm not that old.
Grammy: Drake, be a lamb and pick up my suitcases.
Josh: Be a lamb.
(upset Drake picks up the suitcases)
Grammy: And while you are up there, unpack my stuff. You can arrange my thongs by color.
Audrey: Oh, and Grammy is comming over soon so--
Josh: Yay! Grammy's comming!
(Drake looks at him confused)
Josh: I mean. Oh, no, Grammy's comming
Grammy: Do I look stupid?
(Drake opens mouth to reply)
Grammy: Don't lie to me, I wasn't born yesterday.
Drake: Yeah, no doubt about THAT!
Drake: (looks at money envelope, talks sarcastically) Wow, that's two dollars off my next haircut.
Grammy: I wouldn't wait too long to use that, your head looks like a filthy mop.
Drake: Your face is like a ball magnet!
Drake: I beat you and you know it.
Grammy: You couldn't beat an egg!
Josh: What a great weekend!
Josh: We can stay up late!
Drake: Yeah, we can!
Josh: We can order pizza whenever we want!
Drake: Yeah, we can!
Josh: We can walk around in our underwear!
Drake: No, we can't!
Grammy: Josh why put meatballs in the salad?
Josh: Why not put meatballs in the salad?
Grammy: I must be in the wrong house, my Joshie's cute but nowhere near this handsome.
Josh: Yeah, I was expecting my Grammy - not this pretty young thang.
Josh: I'm big and strong... sort of.
Drake: Let's have fun while we can.
(Grammy walks in door)
Grammy: What? You can't even remember to lock the door?
Drake: Well, weren't those two seconds fun?
Grammy: (To Drake) You, work on your jump shot. (To Josh) You, work on not gettin' hit in the face.
Josh: What's the matter?
Drake: I had to unpack your grandmother's suitcase, these hands have touched Grammy panties
Grammy: You could take a bath and put on some clean clothes.
(Drake reaches for a knife.)
Josh: Don't do it, Drake!
(After Drake and Granny go outside to play basketball)
Josh: This is better than bingo!
For this entire season, the show won the 2004 BMI Cable Award.
The console that Josh and Grammy are playing on is an X-Box.
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