Drake & Josh

Josh: We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die... Drake: Dude, we're not going to die! (Josh takes a deep breath while pratically crying) Josh: We're gonna die!

Drake: Don't call mom and dad! Josh: Why!? Drake: Because, if they find out I went on a helicopter when they told me not to, I'm gonna get grounded! Josh: If we don't get help, we're going to become part of the ground!

Josh: Why are you putting on that parachute? Drake: To retard my fall!

Josh: I'm gonna go wash off my rib.

Pilot: (when descibed the steps to jumping out of a helicopter): You're gonna squat... Drake: Squat... Pilot: Pray... Drake: Pray... Pilot: Leap... Drake: Leap... Pilot: "Ahhh!" Drake: "Ahhh!" Pilot: ...and then touchdown. Drake: Touchdown. Pilot: Yes sir, that's S-P-L-A-T Drake: That spells, "splat." Pilot: "Oh, man..."

Drake: (To a girl about sky diving) You know they say one in every five people don't even make it to the ground. Josh: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?

(Trying to talk Drake out of going on the helicopter.) Josh: Drake? I really think you shouldn't go up on that helicopter. Vince: You can come too. Josh: We're going up in a helicopter!

Drake: Oh man! What are we gonna do? We have no pilot, I gotta pee, and we're gonna die! Man I'm gonna die full of pee!

Josh: Wow. I can't believe this view. Drake: How high up are we? Pilot: About seven thousand feet. Drake: Wow, those people look real tiny down there. Pilot: That's a pre-school.

Drake: Boys, you're both grounded. Josh: But dad. Drake: Grounded 2 weeks. Josh: But it wasn't our fault. Drake: Upstairs. Josh: Yes sir. Drake: 'night. Josh: 'night.

Drake: Do you know how to fly a helicopter!?! Josh: NOT REALLY....YOU?!?! Drake: No! (Both scream)

Walter: How can I help you? Vince: Are you their father? Walter: Yes. (Vince gives Walter a bill) Walter: What's this? Vince: A bill. That's how much you owe me for my new helicopter! Walter: What.....? $400,000!?!?

(fuel guage beeps) Josh: What was that? Drake: Aaaah it's the fuel guage! We're on E! Josh: Well maybe E means "Extra Fuel"! Josh: Tell me E means "Extra Fuel"! Drake: It means "Empty" dude we're out of fuel! Josh: aaaawwwwwwwgh!!!

Megan: Hello. Josh: Megan let me talk to Mom and Dad! Megan: No! I'm on the phone with Jamie and we're talking about stickers. Josh: Look, we are up in a helicopter right now with no pilot! Megan: Call me in a half hour.

Josh: Lets go to the Water Park, I brought my sun block. SPF 100 ha ha good luck... Sun.

Josh: So what you doing? Audrey: Ohh, Your father's trying to save money so he bought second hand underwear on the internet and I think it's gross. Josh: So you're boiling it? Audrey: Yep. Josh: Yeah, that's sanitary.