Lady Cop #2
Lady Cop #1
Teri (Blue Top Girl)
The helicopter is called "Schnieder's Helicopter" and Schnieder is the last name of the creator of Drake and Josh.
Josh: Well... Everything good always happens to Drake.
Lea: Oh, come on. Good things happen to you too.
Man: (to Josh) Excuse, me. Do you own a red twelve-speed bike parked outside?
Josh: Yeah. Why?
Man: It's on fire.
Josh: We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die...
Drake: Dude, we're not going to die!
(Josh takes a deep breath while pratically crying)
Josh: We're gonna die!
Drake: Don't call mom and dad!
Drake: Because, if they find out I went on a helicopter when they told me not to, I'm gonna get grounded!
Josh: If we don't get help, we're going to become part of the ground!
Josh: Why are you putting on that parachute?
Drake: To retard my fall!
Josh: I'm gonna go wash off my rib.
Pilot: (when descibed the steps to jumping out of a helicopter): You're gonna squat...
Pilot: ...and then touchdown.
Pilot: Yes sir, that's S-P-L-A-T
Drake: That spells, "splat."
Pilot: "Oh, man..."
Drake: (To a girl about sky diving) You know they say one in every five people don't even make it to the ground.
Josh: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?
(Trying to talk Drake out of going on the helicopter.)
Josh: Drake? I really think you shouldn't go up on that helicopter.
Vince: You can come too.
Josh: We're going up in a helicopter!
Drake: Oh man! What are we gonna do? We have no pilot, I gotta pee, and we're gonna die! Man I'm gonna die full of pee!
Josh: Wow. I can't believe this view.
Drake: How high up are we?
Pilot: About seven thousand feet.
Drake: Wow, those people look real tiny down there.
Pilot: That's a pre-school.
Drake: Boys, you're both grounded.
Josh: But dad.
Drake: Grounded 2 weeks.
Josh: But it wasn't our fault.
Josh: Yes sir.
Drake: Do you know how to fly a helicopter!?!
Josh: NOT REALLY....YOU?!?!
Walter: How can I help you?
Vince: Are you their father?
(Vince gives Walter a bill)
Walter: What's this?
Vince: A bill. That's how much you owe me for my new helicopter!
Walter: What.....? $400,000!?!?
(fuel guage beeps)
Josh: What was that?
Drake: Aaaah it's the fuel guage! We're on E!
Josh: Well maybe E means "Extra Fuel"!
Josh: Tell me E means "Extra Fuel"!
Drake: It means "Empty" dude we're out of fuel!
Josh: Megan let me talk to Mom and Dad!
Megan: No! I'm on the phone with Jamie and we're talking about stickers.
Josh: Look, we are up in a helicopter right now with no pilot!
Megan: Call me in a half hour.
Josh: Lets go to the Water Park, I brought my sun block. SPF 100 ha ha good luck... Sun.
Josh: So what you doing?
Audrey: Ohh, Your father's trying to save money so he bought second hand underwear on the internet and I think it's gross.
Josh: So you're boiling it?
Josh: Yeah, that's sanitary.
Drake: Hi Josh.
Josh: No, you will not get a free ticket to go see HeliCopper.
Drake: I dont want a free ticket to go see HeliCopper.
Drake: I want two tickets so I can take a girl.
Paramore Studios is a parody of Paramount Pictures, as well as a reference to the rock band Paramore.
DreamScope Productions is a reference to DreamWorks Productions.
Drake mentions his video game involves fighting giant red lobsters. This is a reference to the Amanda Show, which commonly featured giant red lobsters.
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