Drake & Josh

Season 4 Episode 19


Aired Sunday 7:00 PM Aug 05, 2007 on Nickelodeon



  • Trivia

    • The helicopter is called "Schnieder's Helicopter" and Schnieder is the last name of the creator of Drake and Josh.

  • Quotes

    • Josh: Unbelievable!
      Lea: What?
      Josh: Well... Everything good always happens to Drake.
      Lea: Oh, come on. Good things happen to you too.
      Man: (to Josh) Excuse, me. Do you own a red twelve-speed bike parked outside?
      Josh: Yeah. Why?
      Man: It's on fire.
      (Josh moans)

    • Josh: We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die...
      Drake: Dude, we're not going to die!
      (Josh takes a deep breath while pratically crying)
      Josh: We're gonna die!

    • Drake: Don't call mom and dad!
      Josh: Why!?
      Drake: Because, if they find out I went on a helicopter when they told me not to, I'm gonna get grounded!
      Josh: If we don't get help, we're going to become part of the ground!

    • Josh: Why are you putting on that parachute?
      Drake: To retard my fall!

    • Josh: I'm gonna go wash off my rib.

    • Pilot: (when descibed the steps to jumping out of a helicopter): You're gonna squat...
      Drake: Squat...
      Pilot: Pray...
      Drake: Pray...
      Pilot: Leap...
      Drake: Leap...
      Pilot: "Ahhh!"
      Drake: "Ahhh!"
      Pilot: ...and then touchdown.
      Drake: Touchdown.
      Pilot: Yes sir, that's S-P-L-A-T
      Drake: That spells, "splat."
      Pilot: "Oh, man..."

    • Drake: (To a girl about sky diving) You know they say one in every five people don't even make it to the ground.
      Josh: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?

    • (Trying to talk Drake out of going on the helicopter.)
      Josh: Drake? I really think you shouldn't go up on that helicopter.
      Vince: You can come too.
      Josh: We're going up in a helicopter!

    • Drake: Oh man! What are we gonna do? We have no pilot, I gotta pee, and we're gonna die! Man I'm gonna die full of pee!

    • Josh: Wow. I can't believe this view.
      Drake: How high up are we?
      Pilot: About seven thousand feet.
      Drake: Wow, those people look real tiny down there.
      Pilot: That's a pre-school.

    • Drake: Boys, you're both grounded.
      Josh: But dad.
      Drake: Grounded 2 weeks.
      Josh: But it wasn't our fault.
      Drake: Upstairs.
      Josh: Yes sir.
      Drake: 'night.
      Josh: 'night.

    • Drake: Do you know how to fly a helicopter!?!
      Josh: NOT REALLY....YOU?!?!
      Drake: No!
      (Both scream)

    • Walter: How can I help you?
      Vince: Are you their father?
      Walter: Yes.
      (Vince gives Walter a bill)
      Walter: What's this?
      Vince: A bill. That's how much you owe me for my new helicopter!
      Walter: What.....? $400,000!?!?

    • (fuel guage beeps)
      Josh: What was that?
      Drake: Aaaah it's the fuel guage! We're on E!
      Josh: Well maybe E means "Extra Fuel"!
      Josh: Tell me E means "Extra Fuel"!
      Drake: It means "Empty" dude we're out of fuel!
      Josh: aaaawwwwwwwgh!!!

    • Megan: Hello.
      Josh: Megan let me talk to Mom and Dad!
      Megan: No! I'm on the phone with Jamie and we're talking about stickers.
      Josh: Look, we are up in a helicopter right now with no pilot!
      Megan: Call me in a half hour.

    • Josh: Lets go to the Water Park, I brought my sun block. SPF 100 ha ha good luck... Sun.

    • Josh: So what you doing?
      Audrey: Ohh, Your father's trying to save money so he bought second hand underwear on the internet and I think it's gross.
      Josh: So you're boiling it?
      Audrey: Yep.
      Josh: Yeah, that's sanitary.

    • Drake: Hi Josh.
      Josh: No, you will not get a free ticket to go see HeliCopper.
      Drake: I dont want a free ticket to go see HeliCopper.
      Drake: I want two tickets so I can take a girl.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Paramore Studios is a parody of Paramount Pictures, as well as a reference to the rock band Paramore.

    • DreamScope Productions is a reference to DreamWorks Productions.

    • Drake mentions his video game involves fighting giant red lobsters. This is a reference to the Amanda Show, which commonly featured giant red lobsters.

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