When Mrs.Hayfer tells Drake he is suspended if you listen close she tells him to go to the nurse not the principal then they start the trail.
Drake and Josh should be the plantiff, not the defense. A plantiff brings a case before a court and the defense responds to it. Josh brought the case before the Honor Council and Mindy/Mrs. Hafer are the ones responding to it.
Josh: (talking to us) Hey, you want to know how to stay out of trouble listen up
Drake: (also talking to us) You want to know how to have as most fun as possible listen up
Josh: Always do your homework before you watch TV.
Drake: Always remember television is why more important then homework.
Josh: Go to bed on time
Drake: Stay up all night, playing video games
Josh: Work hard at school
Drake: When the teacher isn't looking jump out the window.
Josh: Hey is Drake telling you guys bad stuff up there?
Drake: (Josh is eating vegetables) Oh, vegetables not cool.
Josh: (Yelling at Drake) Drake, all you giving the people a positive influence?
Drake: (Answering Josh's question) Yes. (Talking to us) positively eat candy for breaksfest, stay up all night, and watch tons of TV
Josh: Drake stop poisoning the youth of America.
Drake: (talking back to Josh) I'm not
Josh: (Talking back to us) Anyways don't be a troublmaker.
Drake: (Talking back to us) Don't be a dork!
Drake: So how do we go before this honor closet?
Josh: First of all, it's honor council, and second, I've already submitted your case
Drake: Really, that's awesome!
Josh: We go to trial in two days!
Drake: That's awesome!
Josh: And I'm gonna defend you!
Drake: That's not awesome.
Mindy: Drake is guilty, I'll prove it. Who wants Sushi?
Drake: What's your grade point average?
Mindy: I have a 4.0.
Josh: So you're saying you have all A's?
Mindy: That's what I'm saying!
Drake and Josh: Reeeaally?
Josh: Cause we happen to have a copy of your transcript.
Drake: And your grades.
Josh: That's what transcript means!
Worker: Hey, I´ve been informed to remove a car that has been parked in a class room. Is it that one? (pointing to the car in the middle of the class)
Principal: Mindy you´re suspended. Drake, you're not. Now I'm going to get some soup...
Drake:(sitting in car and looking in rearview mirror) Ooh, hello Sarah. (to Josh) Objects in mirror may be hotter than they appear.
Mrs. Hafer: Drake! Quit enjoying the reflection!
Mindy: Mr. Thompson, I've got a few questions for Josh.
Josh: Bring it!
Mr. Thompson: Mindy, you may bring it.
Bernstein: Josh, tell me, why do you think you lost this case?
Josh: We didn't lose the case. The trial is still going on.
Bernstein: (Covers microphone with hand) This is gonna air next week-
Josh: Yeah, beat it, Bernstein.
Mr. Thompson: Drake, if you're found guilty, you're gonna be suspended from school.
Drake: And if I'm found innocent?
Mr. Thompson: Yeah right!
Mindy: I'd like you to see Drake's notebook. You'll notice it contains no notes, no.
Megan: You're not smart enough to pull off that prank.
Drake: Yeah, thank you... hey!
Megan: Oh, you know what I mean.
Drake: Yeah... hey!
Megan: You know what? I'm gonna look into this.
Megan: I'm gonna help you.
Drake: And why are you going to help me?
Megan: Because you're my brother. I can tell you're sad and upset. I can't stand to see you that way - unless I cause it.
Drake: Thanks... hey!
Josh: I came prepared - got me a briefcase.
Ms. Hafer: Wow, Mindy! Two briefcases!
Josh: Objection! Mr. Thompson, Mindy can't bring sushi in here!
Mr. Thompson: (eating sushi) Mmmm, overrulled . . can I get a spicy tuna roll please?
Megan: So I hear you're gonna lose?
Drake: Where did you hear that?
Megan: School paper. (shows Drake paper)
Drake: Hey, my hair looks good there!
Josh: (About Mindy) She beats me at everything, I get a 99 on a test, she gets 100. I run for student council, she beats me by one vote. I bring tuna for lunch, she brings ham.
Josh: Ham beats tuna, everyone knows that.
Mrs. Hafer: I am gonna find out who parked my car in this classroom, and when I do... Drake... I will do some bad things to you. Very...bad...things.....
Drake: I didn't do it Mrs. Hafer. Did...not...do...it...
Mindy:: (to Josh)I have a theory! When you were a baby your mother dropped you on your head, fed you a bottle of stupid juice, then sucked your brain out with a straw!
Josh: Oh yeah? ... O-oh yeah?... Oh yeah?
Mindy: Good comeback, Josh.
Josh: Oh yeah?
Ms. Hafer: Mindy, how could you?!
Mindy: How could you give me a B? I'm perfect, better than all of you!
Judge: Mindy, you're suspended, Drake, you're not. I got to go get some soup.
Mindy: Fine! I don't need this! I don't need any of you! I've got a cockapoo and an exact clone of that cockapoo! That's two cockapi! And how many cockapi do you have Josh? Oh, that's right, none! All you've's got's a big magnet. (imitates Josh) Oh, I'm Josh look at me with my big magnet. Yeah, Crenshaw out.
Josh: See ya, crazy!
Josh: Well I had a really big magnet!
Drake: She cloned her own dog!!!!
Mindy: Is it true I beat you in the science fair last year?
Josh: Yeah, but what does that have to do with this trial?
Mindy: Nothing, I just like reminding you.
Mindy: Can you explain what this is?
Mindy: And who is this jumping off the airplane?
Drake: Mrs. Hafer.
Mindy: And where's her parachute?
Drake: Didn't draw one.
Mindy: (Shouts) Didn't draw one!
Josh: But there's a lake below, so clearly, she would land safely in the water.
Mindy: Really? Drake what are these things in the water?
Drake: Hungry alligators.
Mrs. Hafer: Well, Drake, this wouldn't be easy to say, but I was wrong. I'm sorry.
Drake: Thank you, Mrs. Haffer. You know, I'm just actually glad...
Mrs. Hafer: But still, I hate you.
Drake: I know.
(Mrs. Hafer leaves)
Mindy: Excuse me, but where is this going?
Josh: In your face, that's where it's going!
(Josh puts on glasses)
Josh: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, I am not an emotional man.(Josh takes off glasses) But I would go to end of the Earth to prove that my client Drake Parker is innocent! (Josh brakes glasses) Oh Jeez.
Mindy: Unlike my opponent, I'll make my opening statement short and sweet. Drake's guilty, I'll prove it. Who wants sushi?
Mindy: Face is Josh. You can't beat me at anything.
Josh: Oh, yeah? THUMB WAR! 1,2,3,4 I delcare a thumb war!
Mindy: 1,2,3 you lose.
Josh: Hey! Let go of my thumb!
Josh: Drake, how could you do that?
Drake: I didn't do it!
Josh: Oh, right. She's good.
For this entire season, the show was nominated for the 2005 Kids's Choice Awards Blimp for "Favorite TV Show".
In the part with meganparker.com, Megan puts a kitten on Josh's face because he's allergic to cats. In the episode 'First Crush', it is revealed that Megan is also allergic. How was she able to do that?
Man: Hi, I am the man from Quadruple A and I got a report about a car parked in a classroom.
"Quadruple A" is a parody of Triple A, the American Automobile Association, which offers its members services such as nationwide road side assistance and travel information.
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