Drake & Josh

Josh: (after he and Drake fall from the window) Yeah, that's good...for the spine!

Mindy: You may hug me. Josh: Sweet.

Drake: (about Mindy) So I don't like her; big deal. I don't like half the girls I date.

Josh: Hey world, Josh Nichols is gonna win the...(falls out the window) Drake: So, your project's about gravity?

Teacher: Your next project could be about the World War I, the World War II or the war that makes you happy. Craig: Is this project gonna be in pairs? Cause I want go with Eric! Eric: What?! I´m tired of you! Teacher: Eric, who do you want as your partner? Eric: I want to go with Melanie. Craig: Melanie?! But she does not appreciate you!

Drake: Josh, I don't hate you! Josh: But you must think I'm an idiot for dating Mindy. Drake: No, that's not why I think you're an idiot...

Mindy: I like your shirt. Josh: I like your face.

Megan: Why need girls when you can just sit alone in your room doing that!

Josh: Welcome to my magnetic field of dreams!

Josh: I thought you were locked up in the cocoo hut! Mindy: It was a mental rehabilitation clinic...

Mindy: I guess we're girlfriend and boyfriend! Josh: Fine, on one condition! Mindy: What? Josh: I get to be the boyfriend!

(after touching Megan's shoulder) Drake: Hey! Get your hands off my sister´s shoulder... I don't want her clothes infested with Mindy germs. Mindy: Wow, Drake. I'm just impressed you knew the word "infested" and used it properly in a sentence. Drake: Let´s go, Megan. To burn your shirt.

Josh: (wakes up and screams) Oh, Drake. Your head's fine. Drake: (confused) And you have...pretty eyes...

Mindy: Josh... I've been, er, researching some relationship timing models on the web and sometime in the next 3-5 days we should... ah... be having our... first kiss. Josh: You know, you don't have to convince me, I'm down with the whole kissing thang.

Josh: This project is going to be hardest on my smallish eyes, cause they have to look at you. There, I said it. Mindy: Actually, the human eyes are just receptors that do not comprehend the images the see until they are inteprted by the brain, which in your case is smallish.

Mindy: Hello, Josh. Josh: MINDY?!? How the... What in the... Why the... Mindy: Are you planning on finishing any of these questions? Josh: How you get back from the cuckoo hut?

Mindy: Oh just kiss me. (Drake, Josh and Mindy falls) Josh: That was awesome.

(Door Bell Rings) Josh: It's my girlfriend. Josh: Hey pretty lady. Mindy: Hey cupcake.

Mindy: Hi, I'm Mindy! Megan: I know who you are. Mindy: I'm here to see Josh. Megan: I know why you're here. Mindy: Is there a problem between us?

Drake: If you ate soup with a fork the liquid would just. . . Josh: (Screaming) I know!

Josh: Gooood Morning brotha! (Dancing) Wake up!

Megan: If it makes you feel any better, I hate Mindy just as much as you do. Josh: Really? Why? Megan: Because she makes your life miserable . . . And thats my job

Josh: (Nervously) Hey, Drake. Pretty, pretty, ah . . . pants. Drake: Thank you?

Josh: Hi, Mindy! Mindy: Uh, hi. . . what are you doing at my window?

Mindy: Hey, Josh. Josh: You are the truck in my life, therefore I avoid you.

Megan: Here's a riddle for you. If a truck is headed for you, what do you do? Josh: A spoon!

Megan: Why was Josh screaming? Have the eggs hatched yet!? Josh: What eggs? Megan: Oh, nothing . . . (both Drake and Josh got up form the beds and looked around)

Drake: Josh, did you show Mindy your yo-yo collection? I told you that's not cool!

Mindy: Who says I think you're dumb, maybe I happen to think you're really smart. Maybe I just . . . Maybe I just like you. Josh: Well, maybe I like you too. Maybe I've likes you for a really time, only I didn't know it cause I hated you so much.