After watching a movie, Josh makes Crazy Steve, an employee at the Premeire,'quit'. But, Crazy Steve still works at the Premeire in later episodes of Drake and Josh.
When Drake was playing videogames, he was playing with a "Playstation" controller.
When Drake says that he's sold Josh's CD player, Josh uses the remote to try and switch it on, but the CD player isn't there. If Drake had really sold the CD player, wouldn't the remote have gone as well? Also, in the first episode (Pilot), before Josh moves in to Drake's room, the CD player is already there, and in later episodes the same CD player is back.
Helen: Do you have a job?
Helen: Are you, uh, alright in the head?
Josh: I think so.
Helen: Congratulations. You're hired.
Helen: Get to work!
Plumber: (going through the drain) Oh here's the problem. You had a beef rib stuck in there. (starts eating it) ... No, actually, it's pork. (keeps eating) ... Yep. Definitely pork. (keeps eating and chuckles)
(Drake & Josh chuckle nervously)
Josh: Yes. I would love to work here.
Helen: Good. Bring me a hotdog!
Josh: Do you want me to put mustard on it?
Helen: It's not going to put mustard on itself
Helen: Every time the paramedics are called someone must be fired.
Megan: No! Don't touch the drain! There are monsters in there! (screams)
Josh: (to Drake) Ha! Good call, letting her see that movie.
Drake: It's not that I have a problem with working, I just... choose not to.
(Drake and Josh talking about Cavemom 2)
Josh: Oh. I loved the way the director used light as a symbol for redemption.
Drake: I loved the way the director used hot girls as a symbol for... hot girls.
(Some girls pass by)
Drake: And speaking of hot girls...
(Drake and Josh just coming out of the movie theater)
Josh: Wow! Cavemom 2. How awesome!
Drake: So awesome!
Josh: To me, getting a job done and done well, just feels good. I like doing dishes...
Drake; I like sleeping...
Josh: Raking leaves...
Drake: Playing guitar...
Josh: Doing homework...
Drake: Tricking Josh into doing my homework.
Drake: So after dinner tonight, mom tells me and Josh to do the dishes.
Josh: You know, Drake is supposed to be helping me do these dishes, but I don't mind. I like working.
Helen: That's your name, isn't it?
(after Megan & her friends con him into buying them tickets for a PG-13 movie)
Plumber: Hey, nice vest.
Drake: Thanks. It´s gold!
Plumber: Yeah, very nice. (to Josh) Hey, you should get one like those.
Josh: I have to tell you something about the popcorn incident
Helen: I'm sorry, who are you?
Helen: (To Drake) In fact, how would you like to be promoted to assistant manager?
Josh: (Loudly) Hah?
Josh: Uh, Drake? Your stack's a little askew.
Drake: Um, Who a-cares?
Josh: I do. Switch with me. I want everything to go well so Helen can--
Helen: Drake! Nice stack! Josh, yours is askew!
Josh: Little, golden balls...So much trouble, from such little, golden balls!
Helen: You made Crazy Steve quit?
Josh: You hired a guy named Crazy Steve?
Helen: Had to.Long story. Not pretty.
Helen: Drake, did I just see you sell those little girls tickets to a PG13 movie?
Drake: Yes, yes I did Helen. And I'll tell you why. I'm not going to lie to you Helen, those four kids are Norwegian.
Helen: That means, they´re from Norway.
Drake: And as I'm sure you know Norway is on the metric system. So in Norway, PG13 is really PG9.
Helen: Yeah, that´s right.
Drake: So I didn't want to start an international incedent.
Helen: Nice. Heads up move. I like your style, Drake.
Josh: We can be work buddies!
Drake: yeah, don't say that again
Josh: Well, you'll have to talk to Helen the manager, but she doesn't hand out jobs to just anybody
Drake: Helen, can I have a job?
Helen: Sure, start tomorrow
Josh: And look at this! (takes something out of a bag)
Drake: What is it?
Josh: I don't know!
TV Fitness Instructor: And 1, and, 2, you feel the burn?
Drake: Nope, but I feel the nacho cheese
Josh: Drake, where's my stereo?
Drake: You know, Josh, I thought about it and I think you're right. I should get a job.
Josh: Really? Why?
Drake: You know it teaches responsibility, leadership, discipline -
Josh: No, seriously, why?
Drake: I'm watching, when do I start learning?
Drake: Hello brother, hello plumber.
Josh: Well, dishes are done.
Drake: That's enough guitar for one night.
Josh: On to my next activity.
Drake: Time for my next activity.
Josh: Hello, broom.
Drake: Hello, Michelle.
Drake: I love the way the director used hot girls as a symbol for uh...hot girls
Drake: Why are you wearing a vest?
Josh: I work here.
Drake: How long was I gone?
Drake tells Helen that he hates ketchup on a hotdog, but in the later episode, "The Wedding", Drake is eating a hotdog with ketchup on it at the beginning.
1) Helen asking Josh who he is.
2) Josh complaining about Drake's work habits to people who he doesn't know.
3) Josh doing all the work only for Drake to get all the credit.
4) People asking Josh to get them a hot dog.
5) People who ask Josh to get them a hot dog telling him that it isn't going to put mustard on itself.
Drake: I've been selling your stuff on Ebay.
Ebay.com is a famous auctioning website, where people sell used items.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
When Drake lets Megan into a PG-13 movie, he tells Helen they were from Norway, so it actually meant PG-9. This was a double reference to Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, as the movie was originally rated M (Pg-13) in Australia, and was given a special rating of 9 in the Netherlands.
Josh: It detects your exact longitude! Longitude!
The item that Josh was holding was a GPS navagator.
Drake: That's the new Ibot, it downloads like 30,000 songs
The "Ibot" is a parody of the Apple Ipod.
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