The hospital St. Schneider's is in the same building as the hotel in The Drake and Josh Inn where Drake and Josh's parents were staying.
This is the only episode that we see the thermostat in Drake and Josh's room. It is not there in all the other episodes.
Josh: Hey, feel how is my muscle.
Drake: (touching Josh´s arm) Like a plastic bag full of pudding.
Drake: Well, we love the cold.
Josh: That´s right. (mocking voice) So, go knit yourself a sweater, little girl!
Josh: So go knit yourself a sweater, little girl.
Megan: You know what I'd rather knit? A stupid bag, so I can stuff you in it and sell you in a convenient pouch.
Drake: I'd buy one.
Walter: Oh, excuse me, I'm here to see my son, Josh Nichols.
Nurse: Josh Nichols? I am so sorry -- he passed away.
Nurse: Oh no. Josh Nichols, let me see. Oh, he´s in the third floor. His surgery starts into one hour. (she leaves smiling)
Josh: How long I have to wait?
Audrey: Don´t worry...be patient. (laughs) Do you get it? Patient! (laughs again, Josh stares at her) Aw, why do I do this?
Doctor: You know you can go to prison for impersonating a doctor?
(Drake jumps through the window)
(Josh throws his sandwich at Drake)
Drake: Ow, you hurt me with a sandwich.
Drake: "Vichi Swaz"?
Josh: It's a soup.
Drake: I must try some!
Josh: Hello, Everyone! Sorry I am late!
Doctor: Who are you?
Josh: Oh, I am Dr. Nosbaums assistant, Dr. Vichi... Swaz.
Doctor: Ah! Dr. Nosbalm! I wasn't expecting you here so early!
Drake: Yeah that's me... Dr. Pusball.
Drake: Josh dropped a barbell on his foot.
Josh: Yeah, after you shot me with a potato!
Audrey: A potato?
Drake: It's a long story.
Drake: (About Josh's foot) It looks like Mom's meatloaf. (Audrey glares at him) . . . which tastes so good.
Josh: DRAKE! You can't impersonate a doctor! It's against the law!
Drake: I'm not "impersonating" a doctor, I'm pretending to be one.
Audrey: Megan, is there something you'd like to say to Josh?
Megan: I hope you don't die.
Josh: ...Yeah, love you too.
The name of the hospital was St. Schneider's, a parody of Dan Schneider, one of the creators of the show.
Josh is afraid of hospitals---he almost began to bolt when a team of surgeons wheeled a cut-open-and-severely-bleeding patient past him.
Hospital Name: St. Schneiders hospital
Dan Schneider is the director who got the hospital named after him.
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