Drake & Josh

Season 3 Episode 8

Paging Dr. Drake

Aired Sunday 7:00 PM Oct 01, 2005 on Nickelodeon



  • Trivia

    • The hospital St. Schneider's is in the same building as the hotel in The Drake and Josh Inn where Drake and Josh's parents were staying.

    • This is the only episode that we see the thermostat in Drake and Josh's room. It is not there in all the other episodes.

  • Quotes

    • Josh: Hey, feel how is my muscle.
      Drake: (touching Josh´s arm) Like a plastic bag full of pudding.

    • Drake: Well, we love the cold.
      Josh: That´s right. (mocking voice) So, go knit yourself a sweater, little girl!

    • Josh: So go knit yourself a sweater, little girl.
      Megan: You know what I'd rather knit? A stupid bag, so I can stuff you in it and sell you in a convenient pouch.
      Drake: I'd buy one.

    • Walter: Oh, excuse me, I'm here to see my son, Josh Nichols.
      Nurse: Josh Nichols? I am so sorry -- he passed away.
      Walter: What?!!
      Nurse: Oh no. Josh Nichols, let me see. Oh, he´s in the third floor. His surgery starts into one hour. (she leaves smiling)

    • Josh: How long I have to wait?
      Audrey: Don´t worry...be patient. (laughs) Do you get it? Patient! (laughs again, Josh stares at her) Aw, why do I do this?

    • Doctor: You know you can go to prison for impersonating a doctor?
      (Drake jumps through the window)

    • (Josh throws his sandwich at Drake)
      Drake: Ow, you hurt me with a sandwich.

    • Drake: "Vichi Swaz"?
      Josh: It's a soup.
      Drake: I must try some!

    • Josh: Hello, Everyone! Sorry I am late!
      Doctor: Who are you?
      Josh: Oh, I am Dr. Nosbaums assistant, Dr. Vichi... Swaz.

    • Doctor: Ah! Dr. Nosbalm! I wasn't expecting you here so early!
      Drake: Yeah that's me... Dr. Pusball.

    • Drake: Josh dropped a barbell on his foot.
      Josh: Yeah, after you shot me with a potato!
      Audrey: A potato?
      Drake: It's a long story.

    • Drake: (About Josh's foot) It looks like Mom's meatloaf. (Audrey glares at him) . . . which tastes so good.

    • Josh: DRAKE! You can't impersonate a doctor! It's against the law!
      Drake: I'm not "impersonating" a doctor, I'm pretending to be one.

    • Audrey: Megan, is there something you'd like to say to Josh?
      Megan: I hope you don't die.
      Josh: ...Yeah, love you too.

  • Notes

    • The name of the hospital was St. Schneider's, a parody of Dan Schneider, one of the creators of the show.

    • Josh is afraid of hospitals---he almost began to bolt when a team of surgeons wheeled a cut-open-and-severely-bleeding patient past him.

  • Allusions

    • Hospital Name: St. Schneiders hospital
      Dan Schneider is the director who got the hospital named after him.