Goof: Megan informs her parents of the "Speeding ticket" Josh got in Drivers License, but it was not a speeding ticket. It was for running a stop sign.
It is shown that Josh likes churros. Audrey also mistakes them for being Mexican. Even though Mexican people speak Spanish, churros actually originate from Spain.
When Blaise pulled Drake through the window the door was closed but when Blaise was going to scope out the downstairs the door was already cracked open.
The Police car should have a protected cage between the police officer and the criminal.
Blaise: So what did you two get busted for?
Josh: Uhh...you know, a...crime.
Drake: Yeah, we...uh...robbed a store! Ooh, robbed that store good.
Josh: You'd be superfluous.
Josh: What? It's on my word of the day calendar...THAT I STOLE!
Josh: Well, shut your mouth!
Drake: It's open!
Criminal: It's some goofy-looking dude in a really bad shirt.
Cop: Mm, this grapefruit is good. A little sour though. Either of you boys have any sugar?
Drake: Who carries their own sugar?
Megan: This doesn't surprise me.
Walter: I'm helping your mother.
Criminal: Come on. Don't beat the boy with a banana.
Josh: How are we going to get in? You need to be over 21...
Drake: Not a problem, Mr... YAKITORI.
Josh: Oh, dude, what are those?
Josh: Oh, cool. (Looks at ID's then quickly turns away) You want us to sneak into a club posing as... (reads ID's then looks away again) Jefferson Steelflex and Alvin Yakitori.
Drake: Yeeeah, made the names up myself--
Josh: (totally sarcastic) OH, REH-LEH?!
Walter: (to Drake and Josh) You've been getting into a lot of trouble lately.
Josh: Like what?
Audrey: The fake ID's.
Walter: Burning down our neighbor's treehouse.
Audrey: The counterfit grills.
Megan: The speeding ticket.
Audrey: Speeding ticket?!
Walter: You got a speeding ticket?!
Drake: Oh, yeah, thank you, Megan!
Josh: (crying) I don't wanna kidnap the governor!
Walter: (muffled) Kidnap the governor?!
Officer: Hold my grapfruit.
Josh: How? I'm handcuffed how do you expect me to hold your grape---
(Officer puts his grapefruit in Josh's mouth)
Drake: I'll hold the phone behind my back and you dial it with your nose.
Josh: I'm not sticking my nose down there!
Drake: Would you rather take your chances with a vicious criminal?
Josh: I think so!
Blaise: (to Josh after he has pulled him through the window) You've got a big head.
Josh: Yeah, old news dude.
Drake: (to Walter after he and Josh locked him in the closet) Here. Play with this yarn.
Blaze: Alright who sneezed on the phone?
Josh: It's allergy season!
Josh: Why do they call you Blaze?
Blaze: BE QUIET!!
Josh: I see.
Walter It's time you act like men!
(the police man, Drake and Josh stare at Walter's dress)
Walter: It's for a prom.
Officer: Yes, Ma'am.
Josh: And now, we are grounded in this room!
Drake: Well, see ya. (climbs out of the window)
Josh: I should've known cows weren´t ticklish.
Drake: I knew cows weren´t ticklish.
Police Officer: Can I talk with you for a second?
Walter: Sure. Both of you in the closet.
Drake: The closet?
Walter: In the closet!
(after getting caught, the parents read their I.Ds)
Audrey: 'Jefferson Steelflex'?
Walter: 'Alvin Yakatori'?
Drake: They could be real names!
Josh: Yeah... ON PLANET CRAZYTRON!
Cop: Tonight you guys will know what it's like to be arrested, booked, jailed, and processed.
Police Officer: This grapefruit is excellent. A little sour though. Do any of you boys carry around sugar?
Drake: What kind of person carry sugar with him?
Police Officer: Well see, when you are a police officer you see a lot of things.
(Megan was talking in the phone, suddenly she takes Josh's laptop)
Josh: Hey! I was doing my homework!
Megan: I´m talking on the phone! (leaves)
Josh: And, there again I'm "laptopless".
Thief: What is this?
Josh: That's a grapefruit.
Thief: (Takes bite) A little sour. Good thing I always carry around a little sugar with me!
Josh: He tempted me with churros!
Audrey: That's your excuse?!?! A fried Mexican pastry?
Josh: Have you ever tasted one?
Josh: It's illegal to use fake ID's.
Drake: Well, it's illegal to rob banks but people do it.
Josh: Yes, people who are bank robbers!
The cop asks Walter if he is the weatherman from Channel 2. But in "I Love Sushi", an officer asked Drake and Josh if he (Walter) was the weatherman on Channel 7. Also, on various other episodes such as "Blues Brothers" Walter is the weatherman on Channel 6.
The restaurant that Josh, Drake, Audrey, and Megan go to at the end of the episode is called B.F. Wangs, which is an allusion to the Chinese chain P.F. Chang's.
G-Corn is an allusion to Jennifer Lopez's nickname, J-Lo.
Thug: I left right in the middle of American Idol for this.
American Idol Is an American show, where contestants sing to win a record deal.
The club the boys try to go into at the beginning of the episode is called "The Reptile Room", a reference to the Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events book, "The Reptile Room", Book 2 in the series.
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